• Rojo27 [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Didn't say they still love their truck, so no service for them.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    The judge awarded my cybertruck to the ex wife, but she vehemently refused to accept it. Typical women! They fail to understand investments. I’ll have the last laugh 5 years from now when the value of my cybertruck appreciates.

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I wonder if there's a correlation between divorces and recent cybertruck purchases?

  • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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    3 months ago

    M'lord, your moste humble servant has business with the court! Alack, mine steed (a gracious gift from your lordship, at a bargain of only 4 and 20) is struck with a dreadful torpor of the mind; aye, m'lord, the hack will not so much as trot without a cry of "SYSTEM WILL RESTART AFTER UPDATE COMPLETES". I fear the washerwoman has conspired with my BITCH EX-WIFE to bedevil the animal. Send tweet.

  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    imagine being non-white and driving one of these

    you just sacrificed 100k to the apartheid god for a product that's 20x inferior to some run-of-the-mill Toyota

  • Runcible [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    Elon doesn't recognize the authority of divorce court

    Honestly, it's bizarre he's not a sovereign citizen guy (yet)

      • Runcible [none/use name]
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        3 months ago

        Just because he is childish. I don't think he'd actually do it in court but I do think we'll see posting of that nature in the not too distant future.

  • NewLeaf [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I saw one in the wild this weekend. It was jarring.

      • NewLeaf [he/him]
        cake
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        3 months ago

        It passed me on the road, so I didn't get a great look, but Christ, those things look like a kids drawing come to life.

        My wife didn't even know what a cyber truck is, and that thought alone makes me want to quit the internet and be like her.

  • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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    3 months ago

    I saw the furiosa movie today and the thought of a cybertruck handling literally a single one of the things the trucks in that movie did is laughable

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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      3 months ago

      Petition to outfit a fleet of cybertrucks with those big pole things from Fury road (I assume they're in this new one too) with Elon tied to the front