The judge awarded my cybertruck to the ex wife, but she vehemently refused to accept it. Typical women! They fail to understand investments. I’ll have the last laugh 5 years from now when the value of my cybertruck appreciates.
Help me m'lord! I am soon to lose my beloved if i can't get my self driving wagon working again!
I wonder if there's a correlation between divorces and recent cybertruck purchases?
a cybertruck seems like either the last thing you buy before the divorce or the first thing you buy after the divorce
Yeah they're basically one of us making fun of the Tesla people but on twitter
M'lord, your moste humble servant has business with the court! Alack, mine steed (a gracious gift from your lordship, at a bargain of only 4 and 20) is struck with a dreadful torpor of the mind; aye, m'lord, the hack will not so much as trot without a cry of "SYSTEM WILL RESTART AFTER UPDATE COMPLETES". I fear the washerwoman has conspired with my BITCH EX-WIFE to bedevil the animal. Send tweet.
imagine being non-white and driving one of these
you just sacrificed 100k to the apartheid god for a product that's 20x inferior to some run-of-the-mill Toyota
Elon doesn't recognize the authority of divorce court
Honestly, it's bizarre he's not a sovereign citizen guy (yet)
Why would he be a "sovereign citizen"? The state work for him and his class.
Just because he is childish. I don't think he'd actually do it in court but I do think we'll see posting of that nature in the not too distant future.
It passed me on the road, so I didn't get a great look, but Christ, those things look like a kids drawing come to life.
My wife didn't even know what a cyber truck is, and that thought alone makes me want to quit the internet and be like her.
I saw the furiosa movie today and the thought of a cybertruck handling literally a single one of the things the trucks in that movie did is laughable
Petition to outfit a fleet of cybertrucks with those big pole things from Fury road (I assume they're in this new one too) with Elon tied to the front