Everything above the barrier is an illusion. Solar eclipses happen because the sun and moon are the exact same size.

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    • happybadger [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      They faked the moon landing but you can ping the mirror they left on the moon but the moon is an illusion but it impacts the tides of the oceans in ways we can directly correlate.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    it must be nice to live in one's own fantasy world instead of the reality where capital is devouring humanity

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Does he believe in celestial spheres? Because if he thinks the Challenger hit the quintessence, that's delightful.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I'm not sure that the philosophy is. He wasn't religious the last time I saw him, has never been interested in space or science or history, and just kind of believes any conspiracy theory on Facebook.

      • gobble_ghoul [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        reminds me of my dad, who taught me about evolution in the first place decades ago, insisting on my last visit that there's no way that god used evolution to evolve humans out of something else. like evolution is real, but only operates on humans in a way that still keeps them human and we don't share a common ancestor with anything else, which is all allowed to mutate into different species. I hate how fox news has rotted the minds of the people who raised me

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          I'm pretty sure Fox is the original source of my stepfather's brainrot too. He was one of those gold hoarding libertarians preppers throughout the 2000s-2010s. Hatred of Obama turned him toward watching Fox religiously, then facebook turbocharged it with conspiracism. But it was always plague rat shit even pre-COVID. I don't get his angle into flat earth beyond it being the ultimate dumb guy contrarian thing.

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          1 year ago

          it's pretty short and an interesting 80s-era take on the fermi paradox

          • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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            1 year ago

            I think he used this concept in another I've if his novels. I distinctly remember various aliens sending out crystal spheres as part of some intergalactic cold war

  • aaro [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    what about the other space shuttle that exploded on the way down???

  • mkultrawide [any]
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    1 year ago

    Your stepfather has early onset dementia and is confusing his life for The Truman Show.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      That's the question I immediately wanted to ask him. Like you can plainly watch rocket launches either with onboard videos or in person. Most don't explode and you can track it multiple ways until it reaches space. Then you can plainly see the satellites it launches or the space station it services. What are those doing and why didn't the Challenger do that if the same vehicle can repeatedly do it?

      • SnAgCu [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        :very-smart: They can turn off the barrier, but that one time the barrier guy was making some macaroni and forgot to do it

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Also the Challenger explosion occurred at 46k'. This man was an accountant.

    edit: with 40 miles being 211,200'.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    procure a sample of these brainworms! they must be studied, for science!

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    That's the inverse or concave earth theory or was it the hollow earth theory, one of those conspiracy brainmush stews believes there's a glass ceiling above earth.

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        It's a wild conspiracy, they literally believe that nasa and space x rockets melt the glass ceiling to go into space or some such. So we need a girlboss metaphor conspiracy theory.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I'm so curious to try my Flat Nibiru theory on him. Every other planet is obviously a globe. Planet X though, that's flat.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Mars and macaroni both start with an M so they probably have the same shape.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Tell him that Gaia the planet from Final Fantasy

          Etheirys from FFXIV is definitely a very large scroll of map parchment that sometimes catches fire.

        • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Um akshually Arda was only flat until the numenoreans were influenced by Sauron to break the ban of the valar and tried to invade the undying lands. God made it round and moved the undying lands off the sphere so nobody could try it again.

  • crosswind [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Solar eclipses happen because the sun and moon are the exact same size.

    This part is at least based on hearing someone describe reality. The relative sizes and distances of the sun and the moon make them have surprisingly close apparent sizes, and we live close to the end of the period of time where total solar eclipses are possible because of that. I'm guessing that's not what he means by that though.

      • Farman [any]
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        1 year ago

        Its good deseing to use 2d sprites to represent far away objects since you cant see them clearly anyway, why waste resorces rendering a full 3d model?