For ages, artists have been limited by their ability to transfer ideas from their mind to paper. Microsoft gave us Word, and today we unveil the last word in iterative word processor technology. Introducing the Dott©️®️™️.
How many times have you lost a brilliant idea because you had to stop to hit the period key? Dott's artificial intelligence engine was trained on the classics and it knows exactly when and where to place a period so your flow is never interrupted. We're revolutionizing the technology of typing because we believe that one key press can change the world.
Go ahead, get thinking.
Dott’s artificial intelligence engine was trained on the classics
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Kind of sounds like "I write blog posts for a company that has convinced me I'll be rewarded later if I work for peanuts now"
I type u instead of you on occasion because it literally has a different tone and connotation than the full word, and is particularly useful for certain forms of humor. Text-based communication has evolved with the widespread use of the internet - keep up.
Complaining about abbreviation while being unable to use a period.
The kind of guy so scared of the female period that he refuses to use the grammatical period.
"I'd rather see your LinkedIn url than your instagram handle"
Complains about texting conventions that stopped being a thing over a decade ago
Are there other PMC/white-collar mega-dorks who actively seek out people like this to date or sleep with? Is it so much to ask for him to at least code-switch and leave the tightass corporate mindset at work where it belongs?
Complains about texting conventions that stopped being a thing over a decade ago
Sometimes I type u, just to b cheeky
I like using yer instead of your or you're. It's fun and more accurate to my accent.
I spend the time I save typing u fucking his mom and shoving him into a locker simultaneously. This is what nerds like him call time management.
If someone put their LinkedIn url in Tinder, I would do anything possible to make sure we never worked together.
Drexel attracts some of the coolest and worst people in the world, as a habit.
Intersting use of brutalist architecture to address Penn's classical architecture. Dovetails with Philly PD's strategy of beating the absolute shit out of poor people.
All I know about Drexel is that they're big on co-ops, and not the cool kind.
seems like the kind of guy to neg or gaslight you from the start
Why would I smash your pussy when I could smash your YoY performance targets
I have a screenshot of a Hinge profile that says "Pet Peeves: people who own cats"
Hinge is hell. So many straight blonde christian "Moderates" (republicans but cowards). I'm too gay for that shit.
