She's gonna take your hamberders

No, he's gonna take your hamberders

https://archive.is/556SR

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    feast-1feast-2 I did it, folks. I took all the hamburgers, all for me. You can't have them anymore because they're mine now.

  • HexBeara
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    1 month ago

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  • Guamer [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    Wrong: I'm taking all the hamburgers

    For myself

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    the only reason that fuckass two cows analogy has any staying power is that americans are immediately reminded of burger and anything adjacent to it being brought to their mind provides them with enrichment

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      Bruh, that's the real dystopic American future, not cyberpunk

      One day the cheeseburger clan and the twin patty clan (after decades of sectarian conflict between the big Mac clan and the double whopper clan and cuisinally similar clans, they united on the idea of two patties ultimately sandwiched between two buns, regardless of further divisive contents) will set aside their differences to topple the heretical colonial pizza empire; and you know what? I think they may just win.

      • Duży Szef [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        3 months ago

        Leftypol has interesting burgerpunk thread

        (CW: Everything, it's leftypol, highly unpredictable too)

        https://leftypol.org/siberia/res/529967.html

      • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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        3 months ago

        Bruh, that's the real dystopic American future, not cyberpunk

        Burgerpunk is the real dystopian American present.

  • UlyssesT
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    24 days ago

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  • CrowTankieRobot [he/him]
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    3 months ago

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    It's surprising that this story actually reveals one of the key problems of industrial agriculture, the vertical integration and monopolization which has grown exponentially since the '80s--particularly through M&As and finance capital buyouts. The working conditions in these plants are often beyond description, and the article only obliquely mentions the latest work hazard: Covid. A family member lived in Sioux Falls, SD during the worst of the pandemic years, and they told me of the panic that spread through the community as workers at the Smithfield plant there got sick and died. It turns out that Covid spreads best in cold, damp conditions, which makes meat processing plants uniquely dangerous. Then there was the spectacle of Donald Trump insisting that the plants stay open during the worst of the pandemic, which resulted in huge spread of Covid outside of the confines of the plants and the predictable deaths of workers from the virus.

  • nothx [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Is Ted a pseudonym of one of the Chapos?