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  • blame [they/them]
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    3 months ago

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    lol these fuckin nerds cant even keep their racism subtle.

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    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      I can totally see why and how Trump captivated these rightoid dipshits so much and kept feeding them lies. They really believe everything at face value. A game has a mixed race person in it, ipso facto the publishers are diehard communists and not just marketing a game to an american audience in 2024.

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        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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          3 months ago

          Something you'd think Archie Bunker would have ranted about is coming out of the mouth of a young black-pilled groyper in 2024.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    These guys are dumber than a box of rocks

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    FFVII: Forced crossdressing! "Subtle pro-climate action messaging... you start the game working for an eco-terrorism group" data-laughing

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    Witcher 2 is not woke despite the game being pretty heavyhanded about racism being bad. Also you can betray your cop friend and join forces with a minority freedom fighter after the first act

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    Deus Ex is apparently not woke despite the same spreadsheet shitting on Cyberpunk 2077 for having anti-capitalist messaging and being pro-transhumanism and body modification

    • bunnygirl [she/her]
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      3 months ago

      Witcher 2 also made me do a double take cause it has multiple gay characters, literally including a gay sex scene lmfao

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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        You'd think so but they give a yellow rating to 3

        Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Several minor characters provide exposition regarding their experiences as homosexual individuals. This exposition includes light social commentary.

        The difference is of course that 1 and 2 came out before GamerGate before the nazi center in every gamer brain was activated

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    • SnowySkyes
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      3 months ago

      Ah yes, Final Fantasy VII, famously released in 2013 by Square Enix as a launch title on the Playstation 4.

  • Alisu [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    Civ VI doesn't have any leader of AES states. It's lib shit. I like it, but it's lib shit

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      I thought I didn't buy Civ 5 or 6 because I was tired of the franchise but it turns out it's actually because I uphold AES, good to know.

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      I've started growing weary of the franchise and still play 5 if I play at all. It's very eurocentric, believes in Great Man, and believes in End of History nonsense. It has warped multiple generations' understanding of history as something deterministic. Like Native Americans didn't have cars because they never researched animal husbandry so that's why they got wiped out by the technologically superior Spanish.

      There's no implementation of food cultivation outside of European style farming. There's no alternate tech trees for not having certain resources. Hint: if there aren't any sources of iron near you, you're not discovering steel. If there are no horses, you're not discovering horseback riding. The list goes on and on.

      This doesn't even get into how it applies government and law. It's still "Pick good guy form of government to make people happy and authoritarian evil gobermint to build military units faster."

    • SeekTheDeletion [none/use name]
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      Yeah in Civ VI they include communism, fascism and "democracy" in the game overtly as government types (Civ V had vague social policy trees of order, autocracy and freedom). Liberalism is a policy card that every government can use that gives happiness. Capitalism is a separate policy that everyone gets that includes some economic policy cards. Pretty damn lib shit, where to start with the problems here? It's so incoherent and capitalist-realist brained. Capitalism and Liberalism are inevitable and permanent. If you are communism you aren't a democracy apparently, and democracy is actually when you let corporations do whatever they want in a bourgeois dictatorship.

      They also made the prominent feature of communism internal trade routes, which really is just indicative of siege communism conditions of the USSR and the war mode of those revolutions. In Civ it wouldn't necessarily be that way if most of the world was communist and at peace for instance, the prominent boosts for communism should be happiness boosts, production boost and science boost is there and good & getting rid of gold as a resource and converting it into bonuses for other things like production and growth.

      I don't expect a mainstream game to use overt marxist analysis, but this is very sloppy design. Why not call the 3 government types instead "Liberal Democracy", "Communist Republic" & "Fascist Autocracy". Something like that at least to keep it consistent. Then have you unlock Liberal Democracy first, and then have some decisions and events and conditions that allow you to go one way or the other (by suppressing the revolution or by letting it wash over your nation). Fascist countries should demand constant war and burn out really quick, and have to regress back into a social-democratic "Liberal Democracy". Communist Republics could likewise regress through a color revolution event back into Liberal Democracies.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    Reading the language used throughout the document it's funny to see how these guys have morphed from edgy 4chan gamers into pearl-clutching Pat Robertsons

    hOmoSexUaL

    This really reads like some conservative Christian parents' guide to kids' media

    • jaywalker [they/them, any]
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      3 months ago

      This really reads like some conservative Christian parents' guide to kids' media

      Isn't that what it is?

  • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]M
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    3 months ago

    Contains overtly pro-transhumanism messaging

    Lmao. It has the word trans in it, so it must be bad, whatever it is. pronounjak

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    • flying_sheep@lemmy.ml
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      3 months ago

      They have a conspiracy myth going on that basically equates transhumanism with being transgender.

      Which sounds absolutely based, but as usual, that's lost on them.

  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    “Go woke, go broke”

    proceeds to list the most successful games of the last ten years

  • bazingabrain
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    3 months ago

    https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2025-woke-content-detector-s-curated-list-of-games HEAVY TW! Do NOT go in there unless youre prepared to read paragraphs of vile shit. heres the original post, 10 posts in and we already have a nazi, more follow, this list was put together by literal nazis.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 months ago

      10 posts in and we already have a nazi

      Nah no way dead-dove-1

      more follow

      Oh shit dead-dove-2

      this list was put together by literal nazis.

      dead-dove-3 AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • barooboodoo (he/him)@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      They are of course, >!troonism!< & DEI is 5th generation asymmetric warfare against our supply lines. However, wars are won by logistics. Fighting any little skirmish along front lines in tertiary theaters is a strategical blunder that is bound to distract & avert and ultimately tire out before hot engagement has even begun. And precisely that is factored into the plans of the adversary already. It is critical to understand that we are at a huge strategical disadvantage at the current state of the war. We have neither the troops nor the supplies to enact an assault along the entire front line.

      Instead, in order to achieve operational dominance we must establish a schwerpunkt along critical infrastructure of the enemy from which we can effectively pivot into offensive operations. The fulcrum is not the internet and certainly not computer games, as much as I understand that many like to believe they are, but [TOP SECRET]. A thrust along this axis penetrating enemy lines would immediately disrupt the adversary's command and control over our supply lines and cause a cascading effect of disarray.

      By maintaining operational momentum we would be able to facilitate rapid exploitation of the breach achieving breakthrough, ultimately enveloping enemy forces and securing our most important strategic objectives for the moment.

      I mean... what do you even say after reading something like this. It's fucking embarrassing.

      • bazingabrain
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        3 months ago

        Oh my god these people are such dorks, OG nazis would also be embarrassed reading this shit.

  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Here is a link to the list

    so which of your fave games is woke nerds??

    Age of Empires 2 and 3 definitive edition are woke lets gooo kirby-jammin

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    FTL is not woke k-pain

    Dune Spice Wars is woke too, i should play it one day

    • mustGo [any]
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      3 months ago

      Phew, so glad this list informed me, I nearly bought this!

      Show your royal gayness

      • Rom [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Your Royal Gayness has gay people in it?? surprised-pika-messed-up

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 months ago

      Half Life 2 is recommended? The game LITERALLY has TWO women in it. A BLACK who's HANDICAPPED. BLACK civilians. The BAD GUY is WHITE. Re-do this list.

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            • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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              3 months ago

              Typical, a beta male who respects women like a cuck like you wouldn't understand, femoids see my fully rendered Alyx vuvla and they hop right on me. Sucks for you cuck.

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                • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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                  3 months ago

                  I think a lot of chuds have this deeply entrenched dogmatic belief (reinforced by their treats) that they have to bribe, trick, coerce, or SV their way into someone's pants, and if they can't do that, then they have to consign themselves to the goon cave

                  It's how the PUA industry took off. Those that can't get laid become incels and hate themselves and everyone around them and swallow the black pill and start freebasing esoteric fascism.

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    • Parzivus [any]
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      3 months ago

      I was looking at this list the other day, it's really funny. They have straight up porn games on here and the description is like 🚨 contains gay sex! 🚨

  • Rom [he/him]
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    Once again finding it extremely funny that these dorks are losing a culture war that only they are fighting.

    The "pro-DEI messaging" about Civ VI is also great. I guess it's DEI when a non-anglo nation has a leader who has the same ethnicity as the majority of its people? Which is even funnier considering that, historically, most leaders of anglo and non-anglo countries alike were never actually elected to begin with.

  • jaywalker [they/them, any]
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    3 months ago

    I didn't realize they were including shit like global warming in "woke" now. Why are the g*mers including science in my bigotry?

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Conservatives have always been against climate change. It goes:

      "There is no global warming."

      "Okay global warming is real but it's not that bad."

      "It is that bad but it's not man-made so there's nothing we can do." (Mainstream conservatives are starting to take this position)

      "It is man-made and it's caused by non-Americans and non-whites, so we should eradicate those people."

      The neo-nazi, terminally online gamergaters are still on the "it's not real" part.

      • jaywalker [they/them, any]
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        Yeah, I understand that. I just didn't realize "woke" included literally everything conservatives oppose? Idk climate change just doesn't really fit what I had loosely defined it as on their behalf. I realize their ideology is incoherent anyway and there's not much point.

        Also I already see quite a few "most pollution is from China/India/Africa" arguments online

        • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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          It is funny how these whiny nerds have been completely folded into the conservative movement and have the exact same views as a Koch bro

          such brave freethinkers

      • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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        3 months ago

        Its always amusing how predictable the framing of this almost goes in this direction

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    Pro-Transhumanism

    Haha, good

    Gonna get chromed up, go all "I never asked for this" on their asses

    They'll try to stab me with a pitchfork and I'll eat it like licorice