• crispyhexagon [none/use name]
    ·
    4 years ago

    goals :lenin-heart:

    for real though, this is extremely unsettling to look at, right? im not the only one that feels that way right? :bordiga-despair:

    • vertexarray [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      The fact that the lower half is human and not horse is incredibly strange

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
        ·
        4 years ago

        the womantaur, half woman and also half woman.

        at a guess

        edit: though with the extra set of legs... isnt it three halves? one whole woman and also half woman ... doesnt really roll off the tongue

        • RNAi [he/him]
          ·
          4 years ago

          I... I don't want it, at least for now

        • TransComrade69
          1·
          4 years ago

          Are these guillotines sized for a dick or regular guillotines that you just have to hope for the best with? 🧐

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
            ·
            4 years ago

            yes.

            theres a sizing insert for fitting the jonk securely, i guess

            edit: that or its the robin hood men in tights thing

            • TransComrade69
              1·
              4 years ago

              If I weren't so adorable with mine, I'd ask where I sign up, lol.

              • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
                ·
                4 years ago

                the D4A movement operates on a "dickapitations for all that want them" basis.

                the :gui-trans: isnt the right choice for everyone. you should consult your dicktor about cockchoppingblocks if you feel it might be right for you.

                side effects may include euphoria.

                preedit edit: you wont get me horny posting about you that easy! no wait, shit, does this count as horny posting? fuck

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    It took entirely too long for me to realize that was a render instead of an elaborate cosplay mixed with basic photoshopping.

    • kristina [she/her]
      ·
      4 years ago

      even centaur society has patriarchy :(

      god dammit chiron

  • Steve2 [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Does she have hooves or is she just eternally en pointe?

    • Owl [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      If you spend your entire life en pointe, wouldn't your callouses make it look like you have hooves?

  • staplegun [none/use name]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Weird that they decided to have this photoshoot in the worst area of Dark Souls 2

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
      ·
      4 years ago

      the same centaur configuration, but with only one leg in the front, and one leg in the back?

      thanks i hate it

  • Libera [any]
    5·
    4 years ago

    I feel like this is not a million miles from the attack helicopter joke.

      • duck [he/him,they/them]
        ·
        4 years ago

        I think it's a stretch but they're probably saying it could be a joke by a transphobe like "hah silly trans people, I might as well identify as a centaur", like how they say they identify as an attack heli

          • duck [he/him,they/them]
            ·
            4 years ago

            Lol yeah and we all obviously know how this is to be interpreted as a meme on chapo. Im not even sure if it was a criticism, they maybe just wanted to point out the vague similarity

      • Libera [any]
        1·
        4 years ago

        I identify as centuar is not a million miles from i identify as a attack helicopter.

    • TransComrade69
      ·
      4 years ago

      I feel like this is a low effort connection. 🧐🧐🧐

      • Libera [any]
        1·
        4 years ago

        So you agree it's obviosuly the same joke?

        • kristina [she/her]
          ·
          4 years ago

          if science cant give me four thighs so i can squeeze an extra comrade whats the point

        • TransComrade69
          ·
          4 years ago

          I agree that you're trying to make it the same joke and I, personally, am about to begin identifying as an Apache attack helicopter to rain down bullets and Hellfire missiles upon this line of thinking. Even if it is the One Joke™, it's a joke at our expense, we can whip out and embrace the One Joke™ as much as we fucking want. 😎