Write your dirtiest thoughts and fantasies here!
Rules:
No minors
No pics
No self-doxing
You bastard. You unrepentant bastard. Sneaking in your horny posting while we were asleep. Officers, arrest this whole thread, they've all violated volcel law
Pleasant surprise to see that the Volcel Police patrol this place too. For where posters go, horny also goes.
Never, this thread of perversion will not spread its corruption further
You show me yours and I'll show you mine.... then I'll let you take me ;)
Thank you officers, I'm handing myself in for posting in this thread, take my badge for me :volcel-vanguard:
Hey you're not the VolcelPolice, I think there's an op or something going on! I'll wait for the real VolcelPolice before I do that
I mean my comment was really plain, but I failed anyways. Sorry partner :-(
Errr, every time I see her face, it activates the fight or flight process.
[Nancy forcing you to lick more peanut butter off her fingers] "I feed people. I feed them. What do you do?"
I’m just gonna say it, sluts are cool, they’re good people, everyone is just a slut in denial. But not really, cause thats ace erasure.
Bodies are bodies and they’re fun to share.
I suppose you too went through the soul-crushing experience of dating apps, didn't you ?
I want to fuck a scene girl that never left 2010. She'll say "rawr XD" and "punish me daddy". Black hair and big ass. I'll slowly take her clothes off until she only has high tops on. We'll listen to Metro Station and Kesha while we fuck.
Oh fuck it.
Look, I want someone that I like/love and trust to absolutely go to town on my neck, like full fucking vampire. I'm talking like hickies and biting and scratching and caressing and full blown slobbery kisses all over the fucking thing. I want to almost bleed because they bite down so hard. I want to be forced to wear a scarf for a month because my neck looks like the fucking dark side of the goddamn Moon. Getting all tingly just thinking about it holy fuck.
oh and hand-holding and hugs and cuddling too :cat-trans:
Oh my god, there is nothing hotter than hickies - something so sexy about hiding them, something amazing about giving them. The neck is great fun, but the inside of the thigh is a fun place too if you like the person enough.
I EXPECT DIRTIER THOUGHTS
Make posts like:
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny.
Me neither, how did this person get access to our thoughts
this is a terrible idea. i know some people would still go for it but i just think it should be stated and restated that this is a terrible idea.
Yeah, I think you're right. The more I think about it the harder it would be to manage entry and monitor for age of consent and it'd be way too easy for a malicious party to get in / dox people.
Trawling through grinder and tinder for the good ones it is then.
Yup. I know that there is at least one minor on this site. Remember the pronoun struggle sessions? Imagine that but x200 and with FBI entrapment, phishing, more drama, and possibly pedophilia issues! Yikes. Never, ever, make c/dating. This site cannot host that.
we can have that today but how does that help you work out if you're talking to a cop or not?
There are no cops here. Say, fellow pervert, when was the last time you released your vital essences?
lmao, I'm trans. what vital essences? my body doesn't make cum anymore.
I'm beyond your reach, officer.
YMMV but generally yeah. I think some people are left with a small amount of a clear fluid but I don't get that anymore either.
I mean, you just have to be careful about what you share and extend trust slowly and carefully, verifying at every stage - same as any other exercise in bringing a new person into your life while politically active.
Seems like it might be worth the risk if people were down for it. Could also be a fun cop-trap.
I want to love my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
