we'll throw a ui in front of an existing open-source project, waste a billion dollars, push all the code upstream, file bankruptcy, shrug, and do it again in 2 years.

  • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    That's why I need help, I'm not good at lying or powerpoint or business or networking or marketing. I'm also not good at design or implementation. Also not project management.

    • danisth [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Just talk about how you're going to use the blockchain to manage your big data using machine learning and you're all set.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
      1·
      4 years ago

      Just talk about how it uses AI and machine learning to automate legacy business processes and seamlessly connect markets.

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Also, make sure to reply "sure thing, champ" to every question or request. By not learning their names, you demonstrate that they're less important than you, the alpha businessman.

        • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I am terrible with names due to having a weird brain so that part should be easy

    • the_river_cass [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      hmm, too honest. you're good at all of those things and you definitely don't need help. just pay some undergrads to do the stuff you don't know how to do then claim credit and let everyone tell you how much of a genius you are.