I don't even like ranch, but how is it the most mass-produced crap from Hidden Valley and Kraft are the two best? That's like saying McDonalds has the best burgers.
I legit knew someone who thought McDonald's had the best burgers because you could buy them for two bucks
I bought them an actually decent burger from a local place and their response was "This is too beefy, you can't taste any of the ketchup"
I don't think I was ever more dumbfounded in my life
Lol I remember when this was posted on the old sub, and I made a comment to the effect that you would have to be an idiot to buy anything other than Aldi store brand ranch
Because it's ranked in a respectable third, and for the same price as one bottle of Kraft you can get two of the Aldi one and dual-wield those motherfuckers
Anyway, I thought it was funny at the time and it's one of the comments I was sad to lose from my r*ddit history after the sub got nuked
Not gonna lie aldi’s ranch is ass and not in a good way. Something about it just doesn’t clog my arteries like my preferred slop that has the viscosity of hot tar.
Tag yourself i'm the texture and flavor profiles one would expect from ranch dressing
The people that dip everything in that shit are the same people that are going to fight tooth and nail not to get that Covid vaccine when it comes out.
I hate advocating for brands but in terms of standard store-bought stuff, Hellman's is miles above the rest.
Them: "White people have no culture"
Me, an intellectual:
Might unpopular but I think hidden valley is the best. I've never had a fancy ranch I thought was good
