:xi-plz: end my pain

  • Wmill [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    What fresh hell did you pull this from? It's deranged as fuck and can't believe at least 131 pages preceded it. Is this the climax or does it get wilder?

      • Wmill [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Damn really wanted to read this, I guess someone will have to take a swing at writing an elaborate fanfic and incorporating these excerpts into it. Maybe I can try but I have problems concentrating to give it the love it deserves. Maybe if I set up a patreon with goals. Who I'm kidding I'll do it for free the money is not important merely the vision.

        • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          Feed them and that horribly horny actual book about her to a neural net and just generate paragraph after paragraph of nonsense. Maybe try adding some Hunter S Thompson books in to improve the writing quality.

          • Wmill [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            This sounds amazing and so much less effort than what I thought. Thank you for the idea.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    "What if I ate a big hunk of beef on stage?" I helpfully suggested.

  • okay [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    What??? What do you mean "this can't be real"????? Are you telling me you are in doubt that this happened but not 100% sure?

    • the_river_cass [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      there were no disclaimers given to me when I found this and my sense of what's real and what's not real is utterly broken after the last two years, so I can't tell. which direction is up again? I'm not sure anymore.

    • the_river_cass [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      tbh, I'm tempted to feed this into GPT-3 and see if I can get some more gems out.

  • sailorfish [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    ok i thought this was that horny alternative universe clinton book at first lmao

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    Wmillhe/him/use name 3 • edited 12m ago What fresh hell did you pull this from? It’s deranged as fuck and can’t believe at least 131 pages preceded it. Is this the climax or does it get wilder?

    sailorfishshe/her 5 • 40m ok i thought this was that horny alternative universe clinton book at first lmao

    Shinji_Ikarihe/him/they/them 1 • 8m This feels like a self aware AI wrote it.

    emizekothey/them 7 • edited an hour ago one of the best memes of late 2016

    Civilitynone/use name 2 • 13m This is beautiful and I want to read more

    Bloodshothe/him/any 12 • 2h It’s satire?

    BASED_BALLnone/use name 3 • an hour more please

    thefunkycomitatushe/him/they/them 9 • 2h Westworld theme starts playing

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      • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        it happens like every so often when I'm browsing on mobile on iOS for whatever reason and I don't even notice I've posted a comment until I get a reply :hunter: