• buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    He’s training for his final battle against the deep state

    • Circra [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Nah he's just gonna double decker every toilet in the place before Jan.

        • Circra [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I dunno. I'd imagine a solid one would be harder to uncover and last longer.

          Just picturing Trump, feet planted on the closed toilet lid squeezing out a turd the rough size and shape of a small cannonball, consistency and colour of foul smelling gray playdough streaked with blood into the cistern. Then waiting for his vision to return, popping a beta blocker and moving on to the next one.

          Just going on and on till January.