This message brought to you by someone too in love with their hair to shave it
No I will not be taking criticism, this is a shitpost
Counterpoint: I have short, pixie anime hair and it fucking sucks. Looks great, ruins everything. 2/10. No one needs long hair, lmfao.
For me it sucks that it takes a while to dry and that everything you own eventually gets covered in hair, but other than that what's the issue?
This is a silly one but sometimes I'll get stuck between my arm and boobs when I'm typing and when I put my arms down it'll pull my hair a little which like... I certainly don't mind but still...
Long hair is so fucking annoying if you need to do anything useful. But it looks cool. Also hair sheds so fucking much. Jezus christ.
Everyone should have hair like Pete Burns in the You Spin Me Round video
Imagine being able to keep your hair without having to use anti bald drugs
this is the "everyone should be naked all the time" post all over again
This message brought to you by someone too in love with their hair to shave it
Im in this post and I don't like it.
Solidarity, comrade
I had to shave my head due to alopecia a couple years ago, after having long hair for thirty-mumble years. Unexpectedly, it was like some reverse-Samson shit. Sadness immediately gave way to a feeling of power. Still buzzing it and I'll never go back
i dont know if i would actually enjoy having alopecia, on one hand i never have to shave again, but i'd have to be bald. until i look more femme, id look like a fash
Sadly this was alopecia areata—big, random bald patches, rather than full baldness—so I had to either shave it or cover it. On the plus side, I kept my eyelashes and brows; on the minus, I also kept unwanted body hair. Not recommended :)
It's mostly resolved itself, but I've yet to actually take the buzz cut out for a spin, as I also worry about seeming fash. As it is I'm pretty sure my head scarf just makes people think I'm a cancer patient.
I shaved my hair and decided it was way too much work to maintain a tidy chrome dome, and now I'm letting it grow again. The problem is that it's much thinner on top, so I'm currently stuck looking like a middle-manager in his early 50's.
