This is one of those rare Kellys where I legitimately have no clue what he's referring to.
Around 2013, Dominos revised their pizza recipe with feedback from their customers. If people get a say in something, that's socialism, apparently
Well Marx did write extensively on pizza crust seasoning preferences. Guess he got this one right
The problem with communism is that Marx failed to consider the Zap Pak
How is that not the free market?
And didn’t it work amazingly well? Dominos is the only pizza people agree is edible.
Real shit. Domino's actually got way better. Pre 2013 dominos was fatty dogshit.
It's a really old comic so idk what it's referencing specifically but I just love the socialist reaper with a pizza hat
If you haven't seen them, The Onion made some videos about his creative process a few years ago. Truly inspiring.
If this actually happened then trolls would hijack the voting and we would get no sauce, no cheese, and extra extra extra extra anchovies or something,
Anchovies are the only proletarian pizza topping. Pepperoni? Sausage? Pineapple? Bourgeois decadence.
