And it’s gonna be for some stupid reason too, like he isn’t gonna fund an oil pipeline spanning Michigan to New Mexico by 30 billion, but rather 25 billion, and some Q dipshits gonna just fuckin’ lose it.

This is it

This is the future

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Throwing a banana peel onto the white house lawn is gonna be considered felony conspiracy to commit murder.

      • Sushi_Desires
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        4 years ago

        you have to sneakily eat the banana and then drop the peel down your pant leg like steve mcqueen

    • TheJoker [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Given the fact that it’s Biden, realistically he’ll just have another aneurysm, and it will be covered up for almost a month while rumors spread that he hurt himself while playing with his dog. Can’t wait.

    • GreatestWhiteShark [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      like a cable or probably literally a banana peel because comedy is dead

      Oh on the contrary, this would prove that comedy is very much alive

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I figure if they didn't assassinate Obama, they're probably not going to go after Biden.

    Besides, the far right shows a general preference for targets like schools and places of worship. Most of them are cowards who can't take return fire.

  • Randomdog [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 years ago

    Kamala has killed for power before and she'll do it again

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    It would be funnier if it didn't immediately lead to Girlboss President Kamala Harris

    • TheJoker [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Luckily for us, she probably won’t last long :putin-wink:

      Disclaimer: minecraft

  • Darkmatter2k [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    JFK was assassinated cause he said stuff that made it seem like he was going to threaten power, joe biden doesn't threaten anyone.

  • space_comrade [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Oh come on now you know he's gonna give as much money to the pipeline as needed.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      4 years ago

      He'll call it green energy jobs and he'll paint one tiny piece of the pipeline green

  • cresspacito [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly my money's on a live, televised stroke or heart attack

  • fishnwhistle420 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    My prediction is the republicans begin the impeachment process the day after he’s sworn in

  • anthm17 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I don’t know about this but I do feel like at some point someone who has been destroyed by covid is gonna point a gun at the people responsible.

  • Cherufe [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly the irony of basing your campaign and political history on reaching to the other side only to be assasinated is so big that its beautiful