These people about to grillpill themselves unto wikipedia's "Apocalyptic groups" Category page

    • _else [she/her,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      anally? orally? aurally?

      look just be better so I can use this stupid beautiful volcanic glass dagger.

        • _else [she/her,they/them]
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          4 years ago

          look, i heard we were a cult so i got an obsidian dagger for human sacrifice. we've established we can't be a cult to nothing, so if it's gotta be to you. be better. and also I need a proper altar, can we collaborate on this?

          cmon. im sick of sacrificing coconuts. the dagger keeps chipping. vegan death cults suck.

            • _else [she/her,they/them]
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              4 years ago

              they are. so be fucking better. the only other death cult I have is vegan, and we don't sacrifice LITERALLY ANYTHING that doesn't chip this beautiful obsidian dagger.

              i need a land lord or something on my card table (I know. I KNOW!). which border on vegan, but the other cult im in says no.