what breaks the thesis is that we fucking love ketchup in India
I haven't noticed it but I'm sure there are differences between Maagi ( huge brand in India) and Heinz. But in India we legit put ketchup on pizza and in instant noodles, it goes too far.
Alternate synthesis: mix the ketchup and mayo together and dip your fries in it.
P.S. If you're from Utah, do not tell me some nonsense about this being unique to your state.
I bought a container of Japanese mayo from an asian grocery. It's really tasty, and also because the container is very flexible, there's no air touching anything, and it has lasted a disturbingly long time.
I have a little thing that I sing to myself sometimes whenever I make a sandwich that goes to the tune of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" that goes like:
Mustard is the best sauce.
I said mustard is the best sauce.
Mustard is the best sauce,
and ketchup's okay.
anyway, this Prairie Home Companion ketchup skit is relevant. (obligatory they have made several ketchup skits that all end in a similar way)
Mustard is the best sauce.
As long as it's actual mustard, not that weird comically yellow sugary abomination they seem to love in the US. If you can find it, this is an awesome mustard.
oh we're way overdue for a Prairie Home Companion struggle session
What's wrong with PHC? I know Keillor had an unusually mild impropriety allegation a few years ago, was there more or...?
some people just think it's unfunny npr lib shit. i have the mental illness that makes me enjoy it though.
I agree, mayo is so much better.
And you know what's even better than both? Mayo mixed with ketchup.
These are my sincere opinions and you cannot downvote them.
You know whats good? Mustard.
You know what's also good? Mayo.
You know whats better? Mayostard
You know what's also better? Mustardayonnaise
You know whats best? Mustmayostardayonnaise
Mustmayostarday is my favorite day of the week. the core mechanic is right in the name!
when i was abroad i found out about "catsup" and i enjoyed it much more than the corn syrup with a dash of tomato we call ketchup.
i don't like knocking things like this that people really like, but i've always felt like ketchup is a cheat code to get kids to eat food and reinforces bad eating habits in the long run. Everything in moderation though! Ketchup isn't bad just cause it's not healthy, it's bad when people wont eat anything without and contributing to various health issues in the long run. Not idea if this is a ice cold take, i'd assume so??
a lot of people say this, but i'm pretty sure it's just because they think you're supposed to drink it from the bottle by itself
No, just a shot of it mixed with rum is the traditional way to enjoy it
Fuck the bourgeoisie and taste I will live off the dollar menu to spite you
It's panting, also I made a megathread of all the emotes you can scroll thru https://hexbear.net/post/79099
Can someone explain to me why all these different sauces for noodle dishes contain ketchup? I don't like the stuff, but I want to make these sauces.
