They're trying so hard to ape the aesthetics of urban liberalism and they just... can't quite get it pat.
Like why are there framed photos of cows on every wall?
Like why are there framed photos of cows on every wall?
cows are cute
I've always wondered if there's supply companies for kitschy display shit. Like, where do all these chili's get vintage tricycles to nail to the wall? Surely there a warehouse full of framed 36" x 48" covers of Sports Illustrated somewhere. I refuse to believe these are custom orders.
Painful to think that there exists an entire industry of making fake, old-looking junk for TGI Friday's to staple to the walls.
What do you think the American Pickers do with the stuff they Pick?
The cows stare at you...
"You should have ordered oat milk motherfucker"
:arm-L: :soy-cutie: :arm-R:
Only one non-dairy option can compete in a nutritional sense
They only keep the oat milk on the menu for profiling purposes.
:deng-cowboy:
Actually, I want to change this.
:fidel-wut:
Fidel's love of cows is legendary.
They should at least have those land surveyor creepshots of farmland taken from a plane. Those are infinitely more interesting
Let's be real, if an urban coffee house had cows on every wall that'd be the shit.
Rural Indian restaurant: let's make a carving of Ganesha in a cow skull. Hindus like that, right?
