naturally categorize the mechanisms of deez nuts
https://twitter.com/GadSaad/status/1453367468769095685
I try to not nitpick people's language and stuff, but this ones too good to ignore
Likely he used a voice input method.
I started using one of those recently to save some typing and it's annoying how often it gets words wrong. But when you've got a fractured finger it's hard to type correctly.
oh shit the people who used to have the egg monopoly before communism are at it again
"Carl Marks said capital is a dead vampire, and not having beans of production of my own makes me an alien; so if that's what a capitalism is that's fucked"
-Comrade Ricky
Entretien (crois que c'est le mot) du vélo, et travailler en maison. Je vais cuisiner le dîner avec ma petite amie plus tard.
That makes sense, but they're very easy to avoid if you're not sure. I rarely use them. Especially from the customer's perspective, they're not at all needed.
Meanwhile normal well-adjusted people would just apologize and correct themselves in three seconds if they accidentally misgender someone
So many of these screeds are obviously transphobes who have never met a Trans person, making up a story for themselves.
I overheard some liberals in the local Starbucks whispering rumors of the Transabteilung, the goons who appear from the shadow to beat your kneecaps with baseball bats if you even show a hint of consideration of using the wrong pronouns.
Which of English's many second person pronouns should I use when addressing a trans person?? :ohnoes:
I'm pissing my pants as I forget I could simply refer to the person in front of me as "you".
"you" is a gender-neutral pronoun, how am i supposed to parse what this orwellian newspeak means???
i
Excuse me?
If you can't find a way to gender your first person pronouns you're an SJW.
oh god this is how chuds start referring to themselves exclusively in the 3rd person, isn't it?
walk directly up to another person, make eye contact
"Could I have a coffee, please?"
The server unmasks, revealing themselves as Stalin.
"Вы забыли правильное местоимение."
:wojak-nooo: :stalin-gun-1::stalin-gun-2:
No more treats for the imperial core. The imperial core has had treats for too long.
:stalin-garrison:
Me? Have to adapt to not gendering everyone all the time? This is basically my personal Vietnam.
It does sound weird but maybe they literally only know how to relate by saying things like, "girl, you look good today" or some crap like that.
I read the Twitter thread a little further, and essentially it had nothing to do with ordering the coffee. This guy's dumbass wife wanted to condescend the employee for being new to another employee. Wtf. Too :brainworms: about trans people to use the word "they" what the actual fuck.
what second person pronouns are YOU using to talk to people moron? English ain't a gendered language, if YOU want to talk to someone YOU can just say "YOU", like "what pronouns do YOU prefer?"
oh but YOU actually wanted to gossip didn't YOU, YOU little shit. Time for YOU to take a little vacation up North :gulag:
What's super fucking funny is that this made up story took place in Montréal. You typically don't use gendered pronouns at all when talking about strangers in French.
Vous. Second person formal. And, I mean, it doesn't take much effort to just say "Excusez-moi."
Wait "Excusez-moi" is actually a real thing and not just a way to say "excuse me" but sound fancy?!
You laugh, but...
"On" is the gender neutral pronoun, third person singular. Can be ambiguous in number but is conjugated as 3pS. Serves also as the french equivalent for "the royal we".
Oh, maybe I worded it wrong. I'm a few vodky sodys in because I'm mad at my doctor rn. But thaaaaaat's another thread!
They fear someone being as abusive to them over a simple mistake as they are. They've been told that the frothing transes will cancel you just for using the wrong pronoun, and it resonates with their desire to make servers cry over bringing too few sets of silverware.
This sounds more like a transphobic person got absolutely triggered that they had a trans server at a cafe then went to the internet to contrive an absolutely bullshit situation so they could write something nominally transphobic but plausibly deniable to their liberal fuck friends.
"wanted to engage the individual" is just the Felix copspeak bit. What's got to be going through your mind that you would come up with that phrase to describe the act of... talking to someone? Yeah, I'm tactically engaging a trans-style individual, over.
acquiring the hormonal-style caffeine beverage and returning to ron day vu point echo over
