Failed Disco Elysium speech check, Kim reacts with confusion as to what being more hardcore would entail.
[Esprit-de-corps: failure] How could your brother not understand? Everything about our mission is hardcore.
:data-laughing: if they get ratfucked out of making more games in that world Hexbear should just write the sequel
Hexbear Presents: The State and Revolution by V.I. Lenin, The Interactive Novel, SDST [Sleep-Deprived Shitposter Translation] :lenin-da:
If Elon Musk is trying to get me to like him by publicly destroying twitter as fast as he possibly can, I got to admit, it's starting to work
Now imagine hearing the word "hardcore" in an afrikaans-english accent.
You're welcome.
Hardcore parkour my bru. Going to give all the advertisers silencing free speech n lekker klap man.
Elon to the twitter staff:
"Maah okes, we're in deep kak now hey. The blarrie communist advertisers are pulling the plug, it's not looking to keen. But I smaak free speech over here as the 'twitter baas', so you ouens better get used to it. No more jolling, no more kuiers, we need to work 80 hour weeks now boete. Need put put our heads down and get on that grind hey. You know, n boer maak n plan and all that. Nou gaan ons dit doen!"
Bonus on how this would actually sound, this is how your average east rand/Fourways guy speaks. And no, I'm not joking.
https://youtu.be/ajphfx-1Y8Y
https://v.redd.it/noum9p3t33y91
It needs to be louder and faster. I don't think people are moshing enough.
I love that he chose to show how shitty he is at business on the most public platform possible. He couldn't have imploded any of his other companies which might get a week of mentions on twitter. It had to be the platform that all of the news posters are using and spending the most time watching.
:galaxy-brain: :gun-hubris:
Encouraging all remaining staff to eat raw eggs and sheep liver. Then locking all the bathrooms to guarantee higher productivity.
This just reminded me of an iconic Spanish chyron: Jorge: quiere ser hardcore y su mamá no lo deja (Jorge: wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b-HbPN6n2Gc
Well, I'm sure lots of employees will be having breakdowns, at least :fingerguns:
