Full English Breakfast be like "here is all the foods in England on a single skillet"
sometimes you just need the greasiest thing in the universe
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You have to drink like you don't want to live to properly appreciate a full English. Hence why I love them.
i was in the UK on a trip and after hearing so much hype, was eager to "tuck in" to a full English as a feat of cultural exchange. i'm a southern fried Ameroid with a 3rd degree black belt in losing my self respect and i endorse it as a Category 5 [Severe] meal.
i could definitely see getting after it if i was in my 20s and woke up with a bad hangover. not so much as a cure, but as a distraction, laxative and sedative.
Anyone who puts beans in breakfast gets a pass in my book :bean:
Ah, a full English breakfast with extra breakfast:british-maw:
So much praise for this "full english meal" or whatever in the replies AND in this post. Sus.
I've never had it, but I looked at the contents and I'm not impressed. It's like they said "We can't make tasty food so we'll just put EVERYTHING".
It has eggs, bacon, sausage, pudding, beans, potato, toast, mushroom, tomato and I'm sure something else I'm missing. Sure, the glutton in me is appealed by that, and I may try a vegan version of it sometime.
But this is nothing compared to what actual good breakfast is supposed to be.
Edit: For all the pissed off whiteys in my comments, this is what a good breakfast looks like. Look at these pictures, read the descriptions, and weep. You folks do not even know what you are missing.
So is this supposed to be a bit account where all you do is start fights or
I doubt people are gonna start a struggle session on whether bland english food is actually good or not.
:10000-com: , what is going on in this post?
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But this is nothing compared to what actual good breakfast is supposed to be.
not enough sugar for you yankee?
That does look good, however
Don’t these people get tired of eating eggs every morning?
Who’s having eggs every morning? Im having eggs as part of a big rare breakfast. I normally skip breakfast but when I did eat it it was usually a bagel or a bowl of cereal, I’m not cooking eggs at 7am before work
That has nothing to do with the food I just read that and went “wtf?”
Who’s having eggs every morning?
Eggs are very easy/fast to cook, good protein, and can be prepared in a variety of ways.
They're also inexpensive.
I don’t need sugar, I just want better foods that actually go together. Biscuits and gravy, grits, eggs, and sausage and/or bacon is my ideal big breakfast 🤤
full english goes together, even the morally superior vegan version
you might be judging by the yankee version of the things in it, which are near universally bad
Bruh you can't call out whitey in the comments when nobody here gives a shit. Literally parody.
The Scottish Twist with panscones and tattie scones is God Tier. There was (might still be) a really good cafe on Byers Rd. in Glasgow that did an amazing fry up breakfast, only on Sunday mornings. None of this brunch shit - a heart attack on a plate will sort you out for the rest of the day.
Although I've been a veggie for years now, fry ups are the one thing I miss.
The best breakfast I've ever had was in Germany. It was whole grain bread and a million different kind of sausages and cold cuts.
my first breakfast in Scotland (at an Edinburgh cafe) had haggis lol. it wasn't a Full Scottish fry up because i needed to keep my wits about me, though all my life i had been taught to fear haggis by US media. whenever i go places that have some internationally famed traditional food, i endeavor to give it a shot. i'm not really an organ meat guy at all, but it was great. i ended up being 1 of only 2 ameroids on a tour of about 50 that liked haggis and got it several times.
also, big yes to tattie scones. also mince and tatties. and bashed neeps and chappit tatties. much respect to the potato game there.
i could not get down with the Irn-Bru though, lmao. maybe if i was younger and still a sodahead.
i could not get down with the Irn-Bru though
it's made of girders!
oi wot wot wot ya got a loiscense for dat lafter, m8? :british-maw:
I've meaty, vegetarian, and vegan versions of a full English, and they're all tasty as hell. I'll admit that a full irish > full english though.
