When I see this kind of stuff I'm convinced that if the current old people were younger they'd be a part of the tumblr posters horny collective

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Good morning comrades, it's me, Buff Slabpecks. I just want to wish you all a good day. Stay woke.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      Howdy there Buff, It's me Gravelmouth Hosswrangler. I just wanted to tell you have a blessed day. Stay woke.

  • theareciboincident@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 months ago

    Imagine being such a loser your idea of the perfect “you” is being a servant at the beck and call of another fascist

    Guess the whole “cuck” thing was projection too

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    "Oh shit, I'm sorry."

    "Sorry for what? Our founding daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our guns. Especially since they're such good size and all."

    "Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice."

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      probably on whatever the russian equivalent of twitter is with all their old people being nostalgic for the soviet union larping as red army soldiers or whatever.

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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        4 months ago

        Looks like there isn't actually a Russian twitter equivalent. VK is Russian Facebook, and OK is their classmates.com equivalent, Zen was the Reddit equivalent previously owned by Yandex, but is now also owned by VK.

        Moi mir (my world) is another Facebook clone for the mail.ru service, both of which are also owned by VK.

        Everyone else just uses Telegram and WhatsApp.

    • lurkerlady [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      I'm going to seduce these cowboys and strangle them to death in their beds so I can get a robot that will instate communism by force

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Dude on the left seems to be lost. Dude on the right seems to be guarding an abandoned farm, cause there's no crops behind him.

  • regul [any]
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    4 months ago

    Typing in "extremely vascular" on the computer.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Yup, that's me, out walking the fences in my plate carrier and ar, sipping coffee, alert for any hamisis mexican cartels that might suddenly appear and engage me with gunfire.