American families tend to be really fucked up and the suburban hellhole just makes it like 10x worse

something that floats in my head a lot is that I was cooking breakfast and my dad was talking about "when you gonna get a girlfriend" literally never ever because I'm 5'9 and brown and have moderate to severe mental illness and my mom was like "you'd probably try to fuck her you disgusting animal"

i have a recording of my 100 year old neighbor getting into a screaming match with her 60 year old daughter on Christmas. "It's not about that BAAAAARB", yells crescendoing like the bwah of an All American Hornline. That same day, my mom and dad were fighting with each other while we ate Mountain Mikes. My NEET younger brother eating pepperoni while having a 1000 yard stare with the Saddam Hussein hair and beard (fucks to give about anything lim->0), fascist brother painting another WW2 Nazi tank (I just appreciate the uniforms and the humanitarian messaging) to sell to Ukrainian sexpats

The social and familial fabric of the Yunaited Estates is one that is profoundly fracturing, shards refracting light into a little diaspora of pain

Interracial couples: tatted up Mexican illegal manager fucking a white girl half his age, Whitey, when are you going to get my papers? Locker room talk as a frazzled future schizocommunist prepares synthetic potatoblend, sex addict mating press in between stories of white girl locking her inherited children in the car during the blazing California summer, frightened little brown boys cooking like biscuits in unfeeling fast food blast furnaces, it just gets worse. Psychologically these kids are going to have soul images that look like the face melt Indiana Jones man, strapped to a bed and drunk on Thorazine: the only respite from the panic is the silence of sleep.

My neighbor killed himself a while ago (the police parked a bearcat on his lawn in response) and his ex-wife showed up and was like, "HIS BITCH SISTER IS NOT GETTING HIS KIDS!!!"

Shut the fuck up and put the mask on and get in the car. For Sally, that might be the push that leads to 15000000000x10143 years of being stooped over a toilet, vomiting out everything they've ever eaten.

At the aforementioned "job", I once saw a man who looked a lot like the guy from Toy Story punch his daughter and call her a difficult child. Of course, difficult children need beatings.

The United States is like some kind of Bosch painting where the abnegation of "child sacrifice" culminates in a capiroted capitalist waiting right at the bottom of the birth canal like it's Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, California with a pine stick, just waiting, always waiting to get a start in the 1776 blows. The first blow is birth, some blows after that is the Pledge Of Alliegiance, the 1776th is realizing there is a 76% chance of never owning a house. Birth experience looking like a Chilean surrealist film. Soon they'll tell the kids they gotta pay the medical bill, right after they remind them of their instinctive, totally natural ideas about property rights and why people starve in a world that has more material abudance than any other time in the history of the planet.

Focus on the family of course, for that is the germ of all that is wonderful, like domestic violence and being strangled until your eyes bulge, alcoholism and casual abuse, all in a concrete ant farm spackled with Astroturf, the finest Behr paints and apocryphal Joseph Beuys felt and fat origin stories. You were lucky to be born in God's Country

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      No man under 5'10" and woman over 5'3" has ever fucked. Half the population are virgins. The powers that be don't want you to know this.

    • Quizzes [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      When women search on dating apps, they can set a minimum height. Generally they set it to 6'0" and any man under that gets significantly lower engagement. A lot of men cry about it and say it's not fair.

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Honestly if you're gonna judge me for my height or whatever, I'd prefer to just be left alone than rejected to my face.

        • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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          1 year ago

          "The 6 foot filter isn't keeping me away from them, it's to keep them away from me"

          • 5' 8" king
          • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
            ·
            1 year ago

            :gamer-gulag: The Great Short King Firewall isn't for our protection, it's for yours

        • Quizzes [none/use name]
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          1 year ago

          Oh sure. But at least you get evaluated and then rejected. These other men aren't even being seen so that they can be rejected. Women aren't even interested in knowing you exist.

      • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        It used to really annoy me as well, but I've found that it helps you find women that aren't going to be shallow and reject you based on that one physical factor alone. Sure it takes longer but you get more meaningful connections out of it.

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        I'm chubby, poor, and have no personality, but I pull unbelievable babes because of my superior 6'5" physique. Sorry short kings, I don't make the rules.

        • Quizzes [none/use name]
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          1 year ago

          Most men just lie about their height. It's a significant complaint among women that they show up to the date and the man clearly isn't six foot. If you're 5'9" you're going straight into her "bad dating stories" list.

          • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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            1 year ago

            Body-positive solution: People are not searchable by metrics like that. You think they're cute in their pictures and like their written profile or you don't; get over it.

            Buncha goddamn sociopaths (of every gender) fetishizing specific traits as if they're in a character designer: WAKE UP BRENDA, THIS IS THE REAL WORLD. YOU HAVE TO GET TO KNOW ACTUAL PEOPLE, NOT SOME WISHLIST KEN DOLL.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              YOU HAVE TO GET TO KNOW ACTUAL PEOPLE

              I wish they did actually have to instead of making others and themselves miserable with their stat hunting. :doomer:

    • Fuckass
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      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • blight [any]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 year ago
    bonus

    who even likes to read this SHIT? what fucking good does it do me - a twenty seven year old LOSER (there are only winners and losers, and I want a name when I lose) to write out unhinged shit off the top of my head to strangers who "upvote" it on the internet!?

    read the following passage in an increasingly exasperated and unhinge tone, like electricity coming off a damaged transformer or like potatoes boiling over too long

    AS IF SOMEONE AT A JOB INTERVIEW THAT PAYS ME THE BIG BUCKS WILL PULL THIS UP, AND SAY HEY KID, YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES YES!? AND THEY'LL L A U G H (gaps between letters growing to the size of galaxies and shame running in to fill it, fingers becoming steel) AT ME BECAUSE I'M "DIFFERENT" OR SOMETHING

    "oh look, look at this metaphor!"

    dude's face turning into Smeagol, 200k USD flying out his ears. White picket teeth, Golden Retriever hair and Behr® blue eyes. No blue suede shoes, only crypt like rows of cubicles, dressed up in first grade decorations

    I'M SORRY WE CAN'T ALL JUST BE THE SAME TYPE OF FUCKING PERSON. I'M NOT A CRYPTO BRO OR A SCAM ARTIST, I AM LIKE FUCKING DIOGENES LOOKING FOR AN HONEST MAN AND AMONG 8 BILLION I CAN'T FIND A SINGLE ONE OUTSIDE THE INTERNET!!!

    • Zoift [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Unironically Yes. Its always a treat to spot.

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        Big time "Infinite monkeys with typewriters" energy from these posters. They're pulling this shit out of the Logos of the universe. They'd be hailed as oracles in a more civilized society.

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

      I'm pretty certain this is that throwaway<numbers> guy that's pretty well known on r/trueanon at this point

      He posts so much I know exactly where he works because he mostly rants about his life and we happen to live in the same area

      Also I get the feelig BMF is joking when they post

      This guy isn't. We probably shouldn't be treating him like "r/trueanon's BMF"

    • blight [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 year ago

      it's like a good song, it has neat little pieces hidden in plain sight that you only notice the 2nd or 58th time

  • MaoZedongOfficial [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Incels are so cool i love how if they're white they're incels bc they're white and if they're brown they're incels bc they're brown. Sage wisdom

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I don't think I have ever seen an incel blame it on being white, and I've read several hundred self-drscriptions by them. It's usually being ugly, short, mentally ill, etc.

      Obviously their self-description is unreliable and often they are dysmorphic or, like, 14, but I mainly mention this because bias against brown men in dating is a real thing.

      • booty [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        the funniest one is the wrist-cels. i can't get a girlfriend because my wrists are too small. no matter how much i work out i can never fix the curse of my weak little girl wrists, which all women spot from a mile away and will only laugh at me if i ask them out. :brainworms:

        • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          I knew one of those irl, it's such a weird hangup. Like, if anything wouldn't it make your forearm muscles look bigger if you worked out?

          • Heifer [none/use name]
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            edit-2
            1 year ago

            Elon musk in a 2028 primary: “I’ve got a discord full of women”

        • Graphite22 [he/him, comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          I used to have this hang up with my hands and wrists. I never really got "incel" about it but I used to get resentful about how "girly" my hands and wrists are.

          Working out didnt help that much because I just ended up with more body image problems. I could look in the mirror one day and look at my wrists and forearms and be proud. The next day I feel like I'm weak with noodle arms.

          Turns out neither of those images are true. I'm just some guy lol. Coming to that realization helped a ton.

        • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          You are conflating incels and channers. There is significant overlap, but they are not the same group. Most incels are operating on a "virgin vs chad" schema where it's superior white men eating their lunch, so to speak, not minorities.

  • Abraxiel
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    1 year ago

    Nice to see some poetry around here.

    • Abraxiel
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      1 year ago

      With the exception of a few lines that don't read, this would really make a great spoken piece with some tightening up in a couple spots. Kind of tempted to workshop it.

      • blight [any]
        hexagon
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        1 year ago

        DO IT :picard-pointing::sicko-yes:

  • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]
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    1 year ago

    The United States is like some kind of Bosch painting where the abnegation of “child sacrifice” culminates in a capiroted capitalist waiting right at the bottom of the birth canal like it’s Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, California with a pine stick, just waiting, always waiting to get a start in the 1776 blows. The first blow is birth, some blows after that is the Pledge Of Alliegiance, the 1776th is realizing there is a 76% chance of never owning a house. Birth experience looking like a Chilean surrealist film. Soon they’ll tell the kids they gotta pay the medical bill, right after they remind them of their instinctive, totally natural ideas about property rights and why people starve in a world that has more material abudance than any other time in the history of the planet.

    Based