ACAB: all condiments are beautiful
White people love to call other white people white for liking mayo, which both are pretty white people things to do
Mayo is just spreadable oil. It's fine. It has its applications. Are there better emulsified oils? Sure. Is it disgusting if you get a glob of it with nothing else? Of course. Does it enhance a lot of cooking in unexpected ways? Yeah it's got a lot of helpful properties.
Watching white people eat Sriracha mayo and then reacting like they just swallowed a fire cracker is one of the best things in life.
Mayo is fat, acid, and salt, it's literally made of the things that make things taste good.
After working as a waiter and having to deal with cleaning dispensers i can't stand the sight of mayo.
A little mayo is good and nice. Problem is that white people put jugs of it on everything. I had a dishwashing job last year at a cafe that caters to a bougie retired clientele and every single side dish had mayo in it. I was up to my elbows in mayo every shift, while muttering "mayocide" to myself. Can't even stand the sight of the stuff these days.
If your hatred of mayonnaise is rooted in a hatred of white people, that is fine.
Uh, Big Mac sauce and the famous in n out sauce, in fact pretty much every chain special sauce is just like mayo, ketchup and some relish. Really isn’t that gross
The calming properties of a fat mayo dollop on my fries are the only thing keeping me safe when the curry sauce is too hot.
Imagine liking mayonnaise. This post brought to you by toum gang.
ثوم is literally the best sauce/dip to ever be made and I will forever love the Lebanese people for it.
Toum is fucking delicious but it ain't mayonnaise and it's not a substitute
There are vegan mayo replacements and they are better than the real thing.
Well that sounds gross. And nothing at all like the two that I have tried.
Oily mayo is an abomination.Hellmann's and some local brand. And yeah.
But food companies change their recipes per country, so your millage may vary.
The internet crusade against mayo and ketchup is really strange. It's like how everyone pretended that bacon was some gift from the gods, even though it's actually pretty bad.
I think bacon is as delicious as any other pork fat product, but it is not worth the worship it gets, which I found came from a bunch of pork council dorks.
