because of woke

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    3 months ago

    This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.

      • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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        3 months ago

        I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        3 months ago

        This is how we know Trump has lost his rizz. 2016 Trump would have done this.

    • UlyssesT
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      21 days ago

      deleted by creator

    • crosswind [they/them]
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      3 months ago

      trump-who-must-go TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest fidel-cool