• Weedian [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    jesus was black, ronald reagan was the devil, and the government is lying to you about 9/11

  • Stolen_Stolen_Valor [any]
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    3 months ago

    We deserved it didn’t we folks? People say we didn’t deserve it but believe me we deserved it. Everyone loved the towers, I loved the towers, they weren’t as nice as mine but I loved them. But no matter how much we loved them we deserved it, everyone is saying it believe me.

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      I loved the towers, they weren’t as nice as mine but I loved them.

      He was on TV on 9/11 and said they were the tallest buildings in Manhattan, now his was the tallestfeast-1feast-2

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    What did everyone get under their 9/11mas Tree?

    I got a Donald Rumsfeld action figure, and a 900,000 piece Tower 7 puzzle. We're now watching classic 9/11mas movies and drinking 9/11mas nog. Later on we're setting fire to the twin towers effigy outside while singing 9/11mas carols.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      My kids still believe that it is George Bush who puts all the small chocolate planes in the garden for them to find. It is adorable. They even wrote letters to George Bush this 9/11.

      For decorations I put a scale model of the Twin Towers in the front garden. It has LED lighting and sound effects. My partner thinks it's too much but I really think it gives such a cheerful mood.

      Tonight we are celebrating by having the tradition pork barbecue.

    • LeZero [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Nothing due to the war on 9/11 by Woke

  • ryepunk [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    May we all remember fondly the one time america got what it fucking deserves.

    fuckin-deserve

  • LaBellaLotta [any]
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    3 months ago

    I like to call 9/11 “sad Fourth of July” really captures the vibe I think