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I can bring some homemade Hummus that'll knock your dick clean off.
Sorry this took a while, I had to run down my dad and get it straight from the source:
Ingredients:
30 oz. (two 15 oz. cans) garbanzo beans/chickpeas/ceci beans
Juice of 1 lemon (approx. 1 and ½ tablespoons)
½ cup tahini
1 head garlic
1 tsp salt
1 tsp cumin
¼ tsp cayenne pepper
½ to 1 cup light olive oil
¼ cup chopped parsley
Assembly:
Drain liquid from garbanzo bean cans and place beans in a food processor.
Add lemon juice, tahini, and peeled garlic cloves.
Add salt, cumin, and cayenne pepper.
Blend in food processor.
After ingredients are mostly blended, add olive oil by drizzling into food processor while it is running.
When mixture is smooth and well-blended, transfer to a large bowl and stir in chopped parsley.
Serve at room temp with whatever you like dipping in hummus.
Thanks for this! A whole HEAD of garlic though? I love garlic but it's not too overpowering?
I double-checked with my dad and yeah, that is genuinely the amount of garlic he adds (like ten cloves).
I've never noticed that it's overwhelmingly garlicy, and you are adding it to a fair amount of beans, but if you wanna start off with like 1/3 or 1/2 a bulb and crank it up later you have my permission.
BIG PULMONARY FAILEY! BIG PULMONARY FAILEY! BIG PULMANRY FAILEY!
I don’t think they’ll send him back even if he’s dying. Keep the narrative of perfect health going for as long as possible and hope he doesn’t die until after the election. No way the republicans can win if it looks like Trump is on his death bed.
They'll have him prerecord messages and write tweets for a variety of different scenarios so they can just pretend he's not dead
please please please let this happen.
The conspiracy theory isn't that dead people vote for a CHUD This time, the Chuds vote for a dead president!
You'd have to be an oracle to write tweets in advance of different scenarios this year. "They're telling me now about nukes in YuGANDA. We need nukes in yuganda folks. Big nukes. The best nukes."
Former President Gerald Ford died today . . . senselessly eaten by wolves. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96dbrokaw.phtml
Some newer smartwatches like the Apple Watch and some higher-end Garmins have pulse ox sensors — they could probably convince him to wear one of those
Trump Death Watch has been my favorite part of October.
Other than the clips of him that get posted on podcasts or what not, I've largely avoided listening to the buffoon. But now I'm F5'n my way through every post.
His thing today about california giving water to fish in the ocean really was one of my top fav things he’s ever said
If he dies Biden is fucked. All those Lincoln Project republicans are gonna vote Pence.
But for every Project Lincoln Republican there's probably 3 demoralized Trump fans who won't show up to vote.
For every Project Lincoln Republican we lose in Raytheon Acres we demoralize two chuds in Pepe County.
100% agree, also there really aren't that many never trumpers. It's just that they are in positions of power in journalism and are very vocal
The trouble with thinking that way is that those 3 demoralized trumpsters (despite what they say to pollsters) didn't even vote in 2016. But the Lincoln Project voters that sat out 2016 would vote for Pence in 2020.
I'm not so sure about that. From what I can tell those trumpers did vote
I fully don't think that'll happen. I mean, I hope so, but Pence got Trump's unspoken approval. It doesn't matter he has 0 charisma and no potential for being a demagogue, he's still OUR embarrassing prez to own the libs.
idk I think him dying of covid would emasculate him to a significant portion of his base, the portion of his base that really doesn't give a fuck about the republican party as a whole.
Those people (despite their claims to pollsters) didn't vote in 2016 either.
Was feeling pretty depressed since last nights debate. That cough did the trick. Little bit of a dopamine rush now.
You sound great Mr. President don't listen to these haters! Get yourself some KFC tonight. "Six beers and a Percocet" my uncle used to say.
this isn't even a relapse, that's just how covid works, but he's too stupid to understand that lol
One of the many bizarre things about Trump is he'll take one soundbite and just run with it. Some aide mentioned it off handedly back in 2016 and he's latched onto it.
Also, I agree, I have no fucking idea what he's talking about hahahah
Ah. Of course we can't expect Trump to understand high-tech concepts like that.
idk, in my expierence, the fact that he can even talk as much as he is shows he's doing okay. If he was having any of the serious breathing or coughing symptoms he wouldn't be able to talk much. Maybe it's different for everyone, but that's what I've seen.
Yeah, but they've got him jacked on roids. He's a race car in the red, rn.
he's coughing like crazy hahahah I mean, i'm out of the loop, I don't know anyone in my personal life who has it, but coughing while you're meant to be portraying health? Total lol
