• Brown_Pelican [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    wow the libs are going off on Rashida Tlaib. everyone to the left of hillary clinton will be labelled an anti-semite this decade huh?

  • ThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Need some good energy towards my kitty. Took her to the vet and they did an X-ray and found out she’s constipated af and in pretty bad discomfort. I just love her a lot and want her to get all that hard poop out so she can stop being in pain and grumpy.

    • Pol_Pan [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Praying for your kitty to shid and fart outta her doodoo ass

      In all seriousness though I hope she gets better :heart-sickle:

    • eiknat [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      :Care-Comrade: :Care-Comrade: :Care-Comrade: :Care-Comrade: :Care-Comrade: :Care-Comrade:

  • LeslieFeinbot [ze/hir]
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    4 years ago

    Just want to make a based as fuck post with this account we're using as the bot for the trans comm but need karma. :')

  • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Biden: "Ok, for climate I want that guy that ran for president and lost, you know he ran against Bush, snaps fingers, what's his name...."

    Advisor: "John Kerry?"

    Biden: unsure "yeah, that's the guy"

  • Importantguy123 [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Seeing just how many hours/days you can piss away being unmotivated or high is so fucking disheartening...

    • Wordplay [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I graduated from uni this summer and combo'd that up with a move to an area that doesn't demand your whole livelihood in rent/mortgage. Lack of contacts, a slow job-search, and some persistent depression has me spending most of the hours of my day doing the same.

      On the one hand, I feel like there is something worth appreciating about attempting to overcome the whole 'productivity conditioning' that is normalized in us throughout our lives; on the other, its effects are deeply entrenched and it's hard to shake the sense that my self-worth is intimately tied to my activity/production. Creative expression, when slivers of inspiration cut through that fog of depression, makes for a middle way where I'm able to be productive but towards something intrinsically valuable.

      • dallasw
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        1 year ago

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  • BillyMays [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Thanksgiving dinner bit: Accuse everyone else of being a secret Marxist.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I went jogging today. I'm not good at it, but soon I will be able to out-sprint a corpulent police piggie.

    How did I achieve this feat? Magic mushrooms. Turns out they really can alleviate severe depression, at least in my case. Obviously your results may vary, but six hours of tripping has bought me five days of clear head, no anxiety, no depression, and no desire to die. This is better than any official medication I've been on in the last twenty years. Type II Bipolar depression is notoriously difficult to treat but they've been making inroads with "New" therapies like mushrooms and ketamine that were made illegal by the Nixon administration and all subsequent administrations so they could put black people and hippies in jail.

    America Delende est.

  • TheOneTrueChapo [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    In primary school we had some kids who would make up shit about China and say stuff like "putting your pinky out is worse than the middle finger in China and if they see you do that they execute you on the spot" and being dumb little kids we'd all think it's wild, but believable.

    There's a non zero amount of people who did that routinely in primary school and have since grown up to get paid to continue to make shit up about China and/or peddle it to people who don't know or care enough to challenge it. I think about this like twice a day and I don't know what to do with this so I'm sharing it with The Void™

    • danksobotka [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I gave myself a really shoddy haircut a last week (literally just "pulled back into pony tail and snipped off w/ scissors) and now there's this like /\ shape in my hair on the the back of my head lmao.