The democrats are not our friends (obviously) https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1290656459496263687
this didn't actually happen, that's a bit, right? jfc that can't be an actual thing that happened, it's too on the nose
What are you talking about? The 'Harry Potter of Venezuela' is an awesome title
God damn it, I could swear Michael Brooks had an impression of Guaido as a surfer bro, but I can't find it anywhere.
we tried to organize a kind of coup
I sleep
Everyone who told they'd rally to Guaido got cold feet (...) plan failed
I sleep
making America look foolish and weak.
REAL SHIT
"This morning on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, we have a hearing on the matter of getting every member of our government fighting for Venezuela's freedom chicken mcnuggies and a kiss on their boo-boo, in light of recent events."
"Furthermore, we believe it would be best in this critical moment, for every US citizen to support our brave, kind, freedom fighters. If they meet one of said individuals such as Elliott Abrams, as their barista or their personal old-timey rickshaw driver (don't worry, it's not racist), we invite you to provide them with encouraging words such as 'there, there', 'you did your best', and 'I'm actually 1/16th latino and I think what you're doing ROCKS', alongside a soft pat on the back or shoulder."
Imagine thinking that Cuba would ever side with the US, Columbia and Brazil and hang Maduro out to dry lol
Gotta love how he just admits that if you aren't in favor of coups then you are anti-American
You have to be some kind of obsessed loser to think about the effect America has on other countries.
Wasn't Bob Menendez revealed to be one of the conspirators in this too? Or an I thinking of Bolivia
Hard to argue Biden and the Dems as the harm reduction folks when they say things like "Drumpf is incompetent at imperialism if we're in charge we'll make sure we get the imperialism right!"
An easier way to read it all
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1290656452835713025.html
This tweet in the thread is more offensive to me. Even if you accept his idiotic premises. What does he think simply bringing together an entire continent and a half behind free elections would entail. That is not a play, that is a goal. It's so far away from a real point that I have trouble even criticizing it.
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1290656456321241089
Edit: It's like an unironic use of the "I would simply..." joke format.
