Dude could have just implemented a skibidi command economy with rationing and had everything work fine.
Yeah but the Skibidi CIA will coup the father, and the kids will get a non-democratically elected step-father.
It happened to me and now I have to call Juan Guaidó dad everytime I want to spend some skibidi bucks.
My kids want to spend real money on a silly gambling game, how do I address this?
By issuing currency, of course!
father of the year
Hey at least the guy is present and cares, that puts him ahead of a lot of “fathers” tbh
Just want to take a second and say thank God I had Warcraft 3 instead of Roblox growing up.
Thank god I had nintendo ds and minecraft. No child scamming micro transactions there
There was a period in Minecraft where predatory mtx were going as hard as they do in Roblox
People set up private servers and then sell use of admin commands or mods for real money. Stuff like 100 diamonds spawned in for $5. If course mods make it more seamless by implementing currency systems directly into the game, but the basic premise is selling in game power for real money. It's extremely popular to do this in other games like Rust and Ark as well
One of the best things my parents did was not let me play video games.
I like video games myself but honestly think I probably won’t let my kids play them (and won’t myself then either of course) or at least until they would be like 10. I don’t see any good coming out of that. Same thing with television to be honest
I think if I have kids I'm gonna break out the old consoles in order, so that they have an appreciation for the history and because it'll probably be a self-limiting hobby due to looking like shit compared to anything on a phone
I think that the console issue might be that if you aren’t used to the newer stuff then it still seems great. Even with the 2600, you can play for a very long time and enjoy it. Definitely not as addictive for people as the modern gambling games played by a lot of kids
Up until the early-mid 90s there were the lingering effects of arcade-oriented design where shit was super hard to get your quarters, but yeah even that's not so bad compared to the newer shit that takes your quarters digitally.
EDIT: He should create a Skibidibux IMF and offer them all loans denominated in Skibidibux that come with loan covenants about performing household chores.
The kids will get a better loan from the belt and road skibidinitiative.
the post is deleted but all the comments are still there pretty evenly split between "remove all roblox" and "here's how you can tweak your deranged skibidi toilet economy to work"
Don't listen to people telling you this is a good system. If your kids are fighting and assaulting each other, it's not working. Just abolish the system give each kid a max amount they can spend per month on this stuff. Non-transferable. (120 upvotes)
Yet when I say that capitalism should be abolished people call me a dirty commie smdh 😔
My wife told me she thought this system wasn't working well and I didn't agree.
This guy went to reddit for skibidiconomy tips to win the argument with his wife.
Talk about a half measure.
"You kids are assaulting each other to pay a virtual toilet money, none of you are getting anything and you're all getting jobs"
This will clearly have a good impact on his children and won't lead to distrust among themselves or make them turn every petty problem into a fight to the death. Surely tis a good system of raising kids, the fucking IMF father. Lmao
My god, just say no and block roblox on your router. Tell your kids to go the fuck outside
the real trick is to not let them know you've blocked it.
"You can't connect to your game? Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling the app?"
holy shit lmao
Also this is a great way to get them to self-teach IT, in a year they'll be like hey dad did you know all our ethernet cables are still cat5?
Pool the toilet dollars into a central fund that can only be drawn down with the consent of all of the children. Put an expiry date on all toilet dollars so if they can't agree they all get nothing.
It'll either force them to work together or teach them how best to bicker over the will of their estranged father.
wtf are you talking about lmao, this rules, everything old is new again
This is like some classic G-mod. I will also admit it's just a little too uncanny valley for me to sit through very long.
typical yakubian capitalist move to engage in anti-worker monetary devaluation schemes. Full and uncritical support to the children's uprising. No bedtime without skibidi time
As a skibidi toilet central banker, would you go into a hospital and mess with people's life support systems?
Would you go into a hospital and just unplug someone's skibidi toilet, knowing they need it to live?
we had a good thing going
the kids are not alright
