• MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    I saw a post here saying that even talking about Posadism needs to stop cos it delegitimizes the leftist movement. Like what, we can't even have jokes now? It's not like Posadism is what's stopping a revolution from happening in America.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Tell them they are a massive nerd.

    • TransComrade69
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      4 years ago

      "Aliens will come" is a better plan than anything those dorks have planned at the moment, lmfao. :alien:

  • TheOldRazzleDazzle [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Orcas have an entire extra lobe in their brain just for emotional intelligence that humans don't have and live in societies structured around nomadic communalism.

    Gee I wonder why the Anglosphere calls these animals "killer whales" 🤔

    • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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      4 years ago

      "Killer Whale" is actually a mistranslation. It was supposed to be "Whale Killer".

      That sounds like a bit but it's not.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Killer Whales killed 100 Trillion innocent whales with the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Call me a sapiosexual cuz I don't date any libral sjnsfw who doesn't have an IQ biggerer than 150 and a dorsal fin and a sweet highly fuckable brain

  • boo [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    So what? They don't have opposable thumbs. Checkmate, dolphins 😎

    • deadnations [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      in simearth i once gave dinosaurs intelligence. they built a dinosaur society, had a dinosaur industrial revolution, and then nuked themselves in a war and ruined the entire planet

  • EugeneDebs [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    For anyone who hasn't heard of John C. Lilly, the Dollop did a great podcast on his NASA-funded experiments with dolphins which included: giving them LSD, trying to teach them English, and having one live for several months with a woman in "The Dolphin House" until the dolphin got too horny to continue the experiment.

    https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/8---the-dolphin

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      They can put half their brain to sleep each time so they can avoid stopping to sleep if needed.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Ackshually it would just register as different shades of the same color

  • Boogyback [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Say that you're starving and so you're foraging around in a dumpster for food and you find a dolphin. It's just sitting around in the hot sun, waiting to be tossed away like all the other trash and despite your commitment to animal rights, you're hot and starving and delirious and the temptation is too great. Is it vegan to fuck the dumpster dolphin? It's just that if you don't make use of it, then it's just gonna go to waste anyway, right?

    I think that if you were somehow able to articulate the extenuating circumstances to the dolphin, it would probably understand.