Thanks @alexan
Things that are true:
Accounts can be registered with a fake phone number since it isn’t verified At least some media has GPS location embedded There are efforts to archive as much posts and media as possible currently ongoing Drivers license photos are required for verification Things that are not true:
Drivers license photos are public facing and can be scraped (in reality they cannot, and are not being archived) Millions of administrator accounts are being created by the archivers (the archivers are using regular accounts or public facing data)
Makes me wish I went to more Trump rallies and told people I was the wallet inspector.
We could've just had a few "ID inspectors". They just need to "scan" their driver's license with their phone camera to make sure they're not in the database of illegals/antifa agitators.
People were constantly posting bitcoin scams and getting chuds to doxx themselves with shit like: "ANTIFA supersoliders are after you! Post your full name and email address to sign up for TRUMP SECURITY ™️" on Parler and it fucking worked. Also ever since I heard they required real world ID to be verified I've thought it was an FBI honeypot of sorts.
I’ve heard of people sending chain emails of these scams to trumpers cuz they’re the easiest marks on the planet. Just say gib us money to fight the demonrats and they’ll throw money at you
Im forever wishing I would have come up with the trumpy bear lol
fuck drivers licenses, just have them download all new drivers. secure, we promise?
Hello Chapo’s; I am a Nigerian Vanguard and I need help to start the global revolution.
I am threatened by counter revolutionary forces in my home country but do not have the means to escape to Cuba as my accounts have been frozen.
All I need of you is to allow me access to your banking account so I may transfer money to you so I may obtain a new passport.
All I need is your banking account number, social security number, and a copy of your driver's license or other form of valid government ID.
Glory to the revolution comrade.
I mean, I don'tknow the banking stuff off the top of my head, and I have no money for you, but do you really want my SSN and state ID? I might have a birth certificate around here somewhere. if you like. as long as you promise to use it only for crime.
Sometimes I cringe at leftists because of how bad our opsec is. Then I see how bad maga boomers are.
thanks for making me laugh and warming my cold shell of a heart that has been desensitized to all stimulus by reddit constantly manipulating the brief dopamine rush in my brain for profit.
:hex-crab: for the nazis 'bout to find out!
But can we take a minute to acknowledge how much r*edditors suck?
Upvoted for intellectual honesty. Go with God, noble redditor.
Now that right there is a perfectly cromulent word
We call that reddit hard mode btw
Who fucking talks like this :agony-acid:
I would have thought this was cool when i was 12 and now grown ass adults are like this, kinda sad
Imagine if grown ass adults still made "I can haz cheezburger" type jokes nowadays. This is equally cringe to me
Thats fair enough. I guess you cant throw stones if none of us are without cringe
Let he who is without cringe post the first meme
- zoomer Jesus, probably
I want to find the asshole who introduced the word "cromulent" to reddit and stomp on their toes.
It's funny because the redditor is wrong. Please see my comment https://hexbear.net/post/71507/comment/752324
Hilarious. Of course Parler was a grift, hoovering up user data from the rubes using it. And of course said rubes would never think twice about sending a picture of their driver's license to some faceless company so that they can post big dick Trump memes and premeditate violence.
You've got to imagine some of these guys sitting in their hotel rooms, not allowed to fly, watching this company just completely fold under pressure, and somewhere in the back of their mind is a little fizzling spark going "gee, I sure was mistreated by this corporation. It seems like this private enterprise was only interested in making money, and didn't care about my well-being at all." And then they just blame it on gay jews and blacks or whatever.
How in the absolute fuck does someone see a shitposting website that asks for their real deal actual fucking drivers license and then think "yeah, okay." and fucking give it to them
Facebook wanted my driver's license or passport to prove my identity at one point and that was the last time I ever tried to log on to facebook.
I'm trying to remember exactly why. I feel like it was because I hadn't logged on in forever and wanted to "protect my identity" or some BS.
They gave you an option to say "I don't have a license", but their suggestion was then to upload a picture of your passport. Lmao
Are you from Europe by chance? I think I heard this being a thing they did in Europe but tbh I haven’t been on fb since 2015 so I’m ootl a bit
Ah who knows then. Maybe they rolled it out on some a/b testing. I saw someone talking about it on r*ddit a while back
same bullshit happened to me back in the early days of COVID. i was pretty extremely online, so it wasn't lack of use. also, i am a US-ian in the US. my name on FB wasn't real, but wasn't like Haywood Jablowme. think Bichael Grundleson.
anyway, one morning go to inject the feed and it wants my fucking ID. and i'm like "nah" so then it wants my passport.
and that was the end of me being on facecrook.
Btw thank you for your service in the protracted war against transphobes :fidel-salute:
So when will this result in a searchable chud database? I have a couple of extremely right wing co workers I'd love to get fired. Yeah I know it's lib shit but I'm sick of their shit and I would LOVE for them to be on this list because I guarantee our company will fire them
Imagine putting in effort when I could just shitpost instead!
I actually will likely go looking this afternoon though. I'm sure there will be a ton of developments today. Exciting stuff, fash bashing has never been easier!
It's not lib shit to do to a fascist what they would do to any marginalised coworker there. If they're going to violently reinforce a system where people go hungry in the cold, they of all people deserve the worst of it. They'd do worse with your name.
Getting a fascist fired is about the mildest form of social censure that might actually register
Please see my comment https://hexbear.net/post/71507/comment/752324
lmao, I still can't get over the driver's licence thing.
Yeah but think of all the extra authority about immigration that you get by becoming a "verified citizen" on the right wing Twitter app
Hello, I'm an official Chapo hog inspector. Please post a picture of your hog to receive account verification. Thank you.
Thanks for joining fellow patriot. We’re gonna dunk on those democraps soon we just need to know... what was the name of your childhood pet and what was the make and model of your first car.
To uh.. make sure you drove a domestic... yea that’s it
Even if they don’t I just always assume services don’t and strip it myself (the handful of times I’ve uploaded pictures.) Seen it blow up in peoples faces too many times
When I first uploaded a picture and forgot to manually strip EXIF and saw it load in rotated, I was relieved lol.
It's easy to turn your head 90 degrees, it's hard to remove data shared on the internet
https://www.reddit.com/r/ParlerWatch/comments/kv0jo6/psa_the_heavily_upvoted_description_of_the_parler/
https://old.reddit.com/r/ParlerWatch/comments/kuqvs3/all_parler_user_data_is_being_downloaded_as_we/giuz38a/
Please see my comment re: misinfo https://hexbear.net/post/71507/comment/752324
Chad Chapochat: Practice good opsec, and if you need to register an e-mail use protonmail.
Virgin Parler: Please send blood sample.
Honestly we’re the virgins here the chads at parler don‘t give a fuck they‘ll send you their social security number like the alphas they are
Chad Chapo: ha pee pee poo poo
Virgin Parler: yes we'll need samples of both
If you need to register an email, use disposable or temp mail. Anything you need to remain in contact with, proton works. Or even better, set up your own email server on a raspberry pi and get a domain name from cloudflare or something
A website for right wingers but it needs a photo of your hog for registration
This what happens when people who give their social security number to particularly good minion memes start a website to plan insurrection.
