Very entertaining thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/m0hra1/the_creation_and_immediate_destruction_of_a/
UPDATE: Thankfully we now have r/CanineCuisine
https://www.reddit.com/r/caninecuisine/
If history is any indication, these subreddits would become not so satirical within a year or two
And would get us a presidential candidate who wins for four years on the platform of "dog in every supermarket."
Reminds me of /r/fragileblackredditor getting banned, a sub that was specifically set up to prevent a right-wing mirror-universe version of /r/fragilewhiteredditor from ever existing.
I think it's important work, though, because although these fake dog-eating subs are taken down in days, if /r/fragileblackredditor was created by a chud, it probably would have been allowed to exist for months before being banned.
If history is any indication, these subreddits would become not so satirical within
a year or two3 weeks tops.
it's funny and all, but doesn't sit well with me as a tactic for some reason
gives me npc meme vibes
vegan btw
It's a very VeganCircleJerk type joke, it's not so much meant to convert people as it is to point out the hypocrisy of slaughtering designated "farm animals".
The posts are very similar to the huge r/peoplefuckingdying subreddit, just look at what the front of r/caninecuisine is: https://www.reddit.com/r/caninecuisine/
Reddit getting off their asses to immediately ban them makes it funnier when communities like r/butchery and r/bbq exist showing actual "violence" that r/dogdiet was officially banned for. Not to mention of course, all the transphobia, nazism, and racist subs that pervade Reddit.
Like this post, this post should get any subreddit that allows it banned: [NSFL, slaughter] https://www.reddit.com/r/Butchery/comments/lipjfl/this_a_video_of_me_at_work
CW: pretty bad violence
i don't know how you can write something like this and then feel good with yourself
you don’t know anything about any slaughterhouse workers. lmao. it’s a nice play. the meat inspectors sit back and watch. it’s relaxing, ya know? when you hang a cow up by it’s ankles and plunge a knife into their spinal cord, it’s satisfying
i also have a video of me pulling pulling a baby cow out the trash can that fell in with the guts when he cut its momma open. pussy. you ever see a baby cow floating in cow guts? DEAD before it even got to LIVE. it’s a gnarly sight. diseases can’t get me! my immune system is super healthy due to the fact that i eat delicious meat.
actual psychopath shit
look at this interaction in another sub he posted it to.
spoiler
"[–]stiF_staL 3 o bwyntiau 24 diwrnodau yn ôl
I'm actually scared to finish this video.
[–]JayKuz [S] -1 o bwyntiau 24 diwrnodau yn ôl
don’t be :) finish it"
like jesus christ dude
"r/oddlysatisfying would love this video of a knife being plunged into a living animal!"
Diseases can't get me! Who ever heard of a DISEASE coming from someone eating MEAT? Hahaha
Wow this video in context of that subreddit whining about dog diet posts is just unreal.
The way the person filming zooms the phone in is just horrible. I highly recommend avoiding that link unless you havent seen dominion or earthlings.
It drives the point home better than anything. I'm amazed there's a sub that hangs up racks of skinned cows and sheep being gunned in the head and that doesn't ping on Reddit's "violence" detectors, but joke posts of dogs in pots does.
i get it, i had a top post on vegancirclejerk yesterday. i just think it's a lame joke
I'll stay annoying carnists until the day I die there's no posting more noble
Ah yes, remember that time when a vegan uprising got put down and its leaders executed because the vegetarians worked with the meat eaters?
Or remember that vegan president of a small nation that got couped (and killed himself as a result) and the resulting dictatorship forced everyone to eat meat or else they'd get thrown out of helicopters?
Alright. I mean I'm a Vegan and all your posts did was upset me and make me wonder what the ever loving fuck the point was. I'd rather you didn't. But if people get a kick out of it, I'll steer clear of here until theyre gone I guess.
But I am really not a fan of it, as a tactic or in practise. I don't think it's effective and it upsets me an incredible amount. But I'll let people have their fun. Def not for me though.
these subreddits can be banned while subs like cringetopia and pcm exist
Auth left: Eats dogs because no food
Lib left: Is gay with dogs
Auth right: Eats dogs because it is not kosher/halal
Lib right: Sells dogs
Centrist: Grills dogs
The Admins of Reddit may not get out of bed often, but when they do, it's only to ban the most egregious of hateful and violent subreddits harboring posts like this.
Is there an archive of the posts there? That's a fantastic satire idea
The linked VCJ thread in reaction is even funnier
https://np.reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/m0f4v2/the_vegancirclejerk_community_stands_for/
Just going to do a thread of great comments:
You can eat dogs AND love dogs smh
But if we don't eat the dogs they'll just keep breeding and then they'll take over the planet. Plus my uncle actually has a dog farm and they are all treated really nice and get to run around in the grass before we kill them.
I'm literally going to die because of this. I have a rare medical condition called K9 deficiency which requires me to eat one dog a day to survive, or I will LITERALLY DIE. The admins have blood on their hands. I will see you all on the other side (in heaven, like all other dog lovers).
Disgusting vegans don't understand this! We love them, they live happy lives! The bolt I shoot into the back of their heads is humane! And god are they delicious.
Can someone pls just ritually cleanse the entire site of r*ddit brain? It’s outta control.
Impossible, we came from r*ddit, it's ingrained into the culture.
But seriously I'm going to do a "both sides bad" moment. The people getting mad at vegan bit posts need to go outside, and the vegan that doubled down on their shitty bit even after a indigenous person told them it was racist needs to rethink their shit.
For those of us who didn’t come from reddit the recycled bits and constant complaints about whatever subreddit is annoying this board on any given day get very old very quickly.
The biggest showcase of r*ddit brain on here so far was the entire site melting down over a name change. A FUCKING NAME CHANGE of all things. Like who cares.
I thought it was funny when it was posted here too, it just took me a minute to parse that it was a joke because I'm so terminally online
Some of the funniest reddit drama I've seen since that guy posted hog on the Chapo sub.
UPDATE: Thankfully we now have r/CanineCuisine
https://www.reddit.com/r/caninecuisine/
UPDATE: Thankfully we now have r/humane_cat_diet
https://www.reddit.com/r/humane_cat_diet/
I would make a joke about eating only outdoor cats but I'm not funny enough to do so
I only eat free range feral cats that I sustainably hunt with my AR-15.
Potential cw warning for gore posting
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There might be a picture of a cat being burned alive. Before really processing what I was looking at I was wondering if it was shopped or not, but I clicked off before taking a second look
I didn't see anything like that, the front page is all joke posts.
DADAism is bigger now than it ever was! lmao. You got to love it. Deconstruct all the things!
As someone who has read about dadaism multiple times over the years but still doesn't get it, what exactly was going on?
The transition from 19th to 20th century Europe was a profound reckoning with all of the myths of imperialism. Both the value of imperial expansion and the ability of empires to continue to represent their people were being called into question. Proletarianisation was at its peak in a gilded industrial age and you saw the first real maturation of marketing as corporations and states preying on psychology through their advertisements. World War 1 heightened all of the contradictions to the point that it's like it is today and the psychological trauma of living through such an irrational period meant that the only rational response was showing how fucking stupid everything is. It was saying "despite all your accolades and authority, what you have just said is that pee is poo." and deconstructing all of the imagery into OKBR memes.
Dadaism is what attracted me to Chapo. Imagine all of our hostility, but in countries where the psychic energy after the war spawned movements like the Freikorps.
Dada doesn't really wants to be defined. It's more of a vibe than a movement. It gets more understandable if you read about the material conditions and history of the time. Imagine the current state of the world and the irony and absurdist humor as a reaction to it. That's pretty much dada.
:PIGPOOPBALLS: is literally dadaist humor for example
