We really have to step up our game now
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Can't wait until a secretly gropey comedian-senator writes a parody comic strip about supply side Christ-man.
I'm banned from Twitter for posting at @CIA
Somebody else- please incessantly link Cushbomb Wiki articles to Matt Christman on Twitter whenever he mentions something that this wiki has an article about
Lol if people do that he will definitely never post or stream again. I kinda don't want that. He's funny and sometimes he says insightful shit.
Holy shit they have a 2000-page pdf book of his transcripts and references.
ahhhh its not even formatted/transcribed that well either lmao just a literal unending paragraph for each vlog. reads like I'm having an episode
uh probably not gonna stay on too long a night probably not gonna do the whole hourI would do some other stuff and I’m honestly not feeling that good today yesterdayfelt better today not so good isn’t that the way of the worlds during the quarantinefeeling all right it feels like you can take everything on you’re feeling like you couldtake on the black of chance and then you wake up the next day and you’re like ohright this is all still this situation and nothing’s gonna change for the foreseeablefuture and you start wondering how are you gonna make it so today’s that day notfeeling great guys but whatever happy to take questions to avoid feeling thinkingabout how I feel favorite Attitude Era wrestler uh I actually watched I don’t watchit anymore I’m not one of those ***** people who watches wrestling from the Johnnyis good tweet here’s welcome to Twitter here’s a copy of a communist manifesto andalso a season pass to what WrestleMania I’m not one of those people but I didwatch it the Attitude Era and uh yes stone cold I mean the guy knew his weight theguy if you want to give a noxious about it I’m honestly surprised that there hasn’tbeen like a painfully cringe-inducing jacket an article about how like Steven SteveStone Cold Steve Austin’s like a model for workers because of how confrontationalhe was towards his boss you know like you should be willing to go into the StoneCold Stunner your boss and that you will be able to do that under socialism orsomething I think that was pretty good but I liked uh mankind - and the rock wasreally good like if you saw him wrestle it’s not very surprising that he became a hugestar it was very very charismatic my all-time favorite wrestler is from what the oldWWF superstars days Rowdy Roddy Piper none will defeat him in my heart
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This is brilliant and I hope it forms the basis for some post apocalyptic world religion
It it's most likely that, the timestamps are still visible in the margins even.
Absolutely hilarious that it's censored, lmao.
Still kind of impressed by the dedication though.
“ A sauce made from the Korean fermented chili paste go-chu-jang. The brand that Matt likes is by international food corporation Chung Jung. Matt thinks the sauce goes well with Chicken McNuggets.”
It is highly suspected that he is referring to CJ Bibigo Go-Chu-Jang Hot & Sweet Sauce which comes in a squeeze bottle. The bottle is available in two designs but is the same. It is the consistency of ketchup, less strongly fermented, sweet and spicy, and confirmed delicious by Matt fanboy Jackson Jacker.
Matt Christman converts the US evangelicals into a fighting fedaykin to rival the emperors sardaukar
You tube transcribed his ramblings, they just copied and pasted it. Hence the weird punctuation. A 5 minute jobe, less if you've every written a web crawler .Enhance your calm
Ok I just went and I don’t want to be mean but using christmanist thought unironically is kinda :cringe: lmao
https://cushbomb.fandom.com/wiki/CushBomb Matt has an armor class of 1
Sigh, there's something Matt said a while ago that really resonated with me and I've thought I should make a post to see if anyone remembers when he said it and what exactly he said, but then I see stuff like this and I'm like, never mind, I'm good.
They're just vlogs, it's not your fault nerds take them too seriously
I did a search and didn't find it, so I guess it's not included in the holy writ.
This wiki has to be a bit. Like the whole grill pill thing is explicitly against this kind of obsession over internet shit.
I would like to believe it, but it seems like a whole hell of a lot of effort for a bit.
Like the whole grill pill thing is explicitly against this kind of obsession over internet shit.
BRIAN: Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!
FOLLOWERS: Yes, we're all individuals!
BRIAN: You're all different!
FOLLOWERS: Yes, we are all different!
OK, I went ahead and did a search, and didn't find it. I think maybe he said it on the podcast? Basically, I think he was talking about how helpless you can feel sometimes when you see how insane and wrong things are. The part I definitely remember is him saying, "And you say, 'What the fuck?' because all you can say is 'What the fuck.'" When I see terrible things and think "what the fuck," I think of that. I replied "What the fuck" today to terrible shit happening in Denmark. What am I going to do about terrible shit in Denmark? So I say "what the fuck" because all I can say is "what the fuck." Sorry, this is kind of a downer and an attitude that I really fight against having, but it has stuck with me.
Oh for sure. I've definitely heard him talk about stuff like this. Like feeling totally powerless in the face of this awful shit, and how even some of our stupidest responses are really just a frantic reaction to knowing there's nothing we can do. To be fair, he does usually follow it up with something about building community and taking care of the people around you.
Yeah, I don't think Matt is blackpilled at all and he is definitely in favor of getting involved in your community irl and looking for opportunities to build something where you are. That reaction to feeling helpless really stuck with me though because when I heard him say it, I was instantly like, "yes, that's it, that's exactly it, that's how I feel." So I can even hear his voice in my head saying "And you say "what the fuck" because all you can say is "what the fuck." Like, it's burned into my brain. Cheesy, I know.
Lol I feel goofy talking about this in a shitting on the cult of Matt thread, but in one of his streams he went down one of those holes and he said something about being black pilled and said, "so unless you're going to kill yourself... Which you're not gonna do." There was something about the way he said it that stuck with me. Like he genuinely realized in that moment people take him seriously and he cares about that and wants people to be ok. I think he's a good person. Is he worth building a cult around? Hell no. Are there worse people to listen to? Most definitely.
lol yeah, I get that feeling. I'm posting cringe today for sure. But I do agree with you on your assessment of Matt (and the people who take him too seriously).
shitting on the cult of Matt thread
This is the important bit, I'm not saying you should delete your twitch accounts
Oh absolutely, I definitely took it as the fanpage being a bit much and not that he has nothing useful to say.
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The pdf is mainly copy pasted auto-generated YouTube subtitles from the cushvlogs. The timestamps from YouTube are still visible in the margins. It doesn't even have paragraph breaks.
