If you haven’t, take a guess at what it is in the comments
The doomer in me thinks that it's some rich fuck telling a waiter a financial tip instead of giving them a real tip
Hahahaha we have a winner! Except it’s heavy-handed praise instead of advice
"Thank you doesn't pay the bills, cheapskate. Gimmie my money"
Yeah I fucking wish. Some of us used to tip people out who got verbal tipped because fuck. You basically were required to stand there and look gracious while you try not to cry. On bills well into the triple digits sometimes
I've decided; Anarchist batman would be a bunch of bike messengers and if you tweeted them with the description of someone who was shitty to service workers Anarchist Batman would hunt them down and break their kneecaps.
The hair from the Gritty suit would get bound up in the bike's chain and sprocket; gotta do black spandex for this one. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Actually anarchist batman is already a thing and he's just incredibly upset at Superman that Stalin put him in a gulag and Superman "took too long" saving them so he has to Do A Terrorism :yea:
"I can't pay my landlord with your praise, but he might give me a discount if you suck him off or something"
boomers sexually harassing restaurant servers and calling it an act of kindness
It's when you yell at a cow so hard it falls over :brace-cowboy:
Thing: doesn't scan at the register
:grillman: : I GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S FREE HYUKHYUKHYUK
:yea:
cashiers really need to start replying to that with "oh, you'll pay " and enjoy the :grillman: fly into a mixture of confusion, fear and rage
No they would delight in you playing back and probably start coming through your line more often. You can't feed them.
WORKIN' HARD OR HARDLY WORKIN'? HYUK HYUK HYUK :grillman:
"Everything's free, just gotta outrun that guy <point out greeter/LP/manager>"
This contains a subtle encouragement to steal.
Someone tried to verbal tip me once and was furious when they found out we automatically added 18% to parties of 8 or more. The sons of billionaires are exactly like you imagine them, fucking guaranteed.
:ooooooooooooooh: people with a networth of more than they can personally count when they're socially obligated to give a poor person a fraction of their pocket change
customary tipping is fucked up ngl, but not tipping and instead offering cheesy praise and/or advice ("be good to your mother!") is low.
Just stay home ffs
It's when your tip is something more precious than money: an exclusive reading of a scathing poem about your ex
Its where you verbally mansplain to your server how exactly you've become the tipper instead of the tippee. And then hand them a business card saying if they're interested in making it, you can talk to someone in the mailroom or over in human resources and see if there's a secretary position opening up soon.
It’s some conspiracy theory about people who were trained by the government to go cow tipping using only their voices
They use those weirding modules from Dune. For the cows, it's kind of like a surprise shiatsu massage.
Whenever i see a white service worker i give them a copy of Settlers, far more valuable than whatever money i could give them
Is it like spiritual tipping where they leave a fake million dollar bill on the table and on the back it says: Go To Church
Anyone who does that should be arrested immediately for passing counterfeit bills
Go to the church, wait for the collection plate to go around. Exchange fake bill for real bill.
