My latest sleep stack:
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- Mattress
- One (1) Pea
- Mattress
- Mattress
i remember at least two adaptations of it. maybe wishbone and some cartoon
I live in :amerikkka: so WHAT THE FUCK IS A PARAGRAPH
:angery: I JUST LIKE READING OKAY
or is this another reference to the story :thinking-about-it:
it's not my fault, The Princess from The Princess and The Pea has autistic swag
Maybe they were not looking for a princess but for a neurodivergent person who gets sensory overload from a slightly lumpy bed.
yeah lately mine has been:
*lights on
*tv on
*fan going
*couch locked
Just need a lazyboy and a beer and I'll be full :grillman:
Update: made it to the bed last night. I can feel the boomer grillman gods disappointment :cri:One of many things that sucks about aging is the bed isn't really optional anymore. I used to be able to pass out anywhere. Airport floor, back of a truck, roots of a tree, whatever. Now if my matress is too hard i'll be awake for days. idfk God is a shitass and entropy is dumb.
How about eating some actual food instead of spending your life savings on these supplements. EMF shield is bs too. Also wears a blackout mask but needs a lightbulb?
I just have blackout curtains + orthopaedic mattress and electric blanket/mattress warmer for the winter. And some weatherstripping on the door for soundproofing
EMF shield is bs too
Wrapping myself in aluminum foil nightly so the feds can't steal my apes
wears a blackout mask but needs a lightbulb
probably for the last 30 mins getting ready before bed
It's about damn time we commodified and marketed products to every aspect of our biological needs. I need to see this guy's shitting stack next
@ringjob for poop tracking
Nah, poop tracking is handled by Smart Pipe [CW: jokes about CSA].
He absolutely has a Squatty Potty and only the finest bidet.
gotta fight the soulless minions of orthodoxy in my cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber
If I do that I'll stay up for thirty hours. If I don't do that I pass out after about 9. Bodies are a fuck want to be an ephemeral being of pure energy stretched across untold light years.
adhd or something that smells like it but doesn't react to drugs the same way.
I have a kneejerk negative reaction to anything being described as a "stack." Is this because I'm only exposed to the most annoying people who talk like this?
He's defining himself as part of an ingroup by use of insider slang. "If you aren't one of us, you won't understand. You'll just try to ridicule us, which is just typical of you unwashed morons."
Sounds about right. When people use language like that, my (probably unhelpful, but satisfying to me) typical reaction is to pretend not to understand. "Oh, you need a sleep sack? Congratulations on becoming a parent! Well, my aunt is a former NICU nurse, and she swears by HALO, but I think once you get past wanting to swaddle, any brand is as good as another. Just see what you can get second hand, it'll be fine."
it's funny because there's good advice for proper sleep hygiene like not eating 2 or 3 hours before bead, no screens 30 minutes before bed, doing some breathing exercises and reading under a soft light, and then there's I SLEEP IN A 68 DEGREE BED AND KEEP MY ELECTRONICS IN A SAFE SO MY SLEEP IS NOT DISTURBED BY THE EMF ALIENS
And also all of it is presented like a tech bro software stack. like bro i just hacked insomnia. The 1 percent betterers are truly the Patrick Batemans of twitter
Remember some post by the bullet proof coffee guy of how he life hacks flying on a plane and it was impressive how many products he managed to cram into a few sentences that he definitely wasn't grifting for.
I got you:
- be young
- don't have abdominal tumors
- don't drink anything 90 minutes before bed
- drink until you pee almost clear (but not perfectly clear because then you're probably hyponatremic) literally the rest of the day to make sure you're otherwise hydrated
If I don't drink water before bed I wake up dry and fucked up and have a headache and am congested
when is your last food intake before bed? How much fiber and salt are in that meal? How well hydrated are you the rest of the day? Do you have any medical conditions that affect your circulation?
I don't eat before bed it gives me acid
It's just really fucking dry here, and I have allergies so I need to be hydrated before I spend 8 hours not drinking. I'd rather just get up and pee
It does help a little but idk, I still feel like shit if I don't drink water before bed
just get up to pee and pretend it's a tactical reconnoiter.
I actually have a solution for that you can get those little hospital urinals on amazon.
It's not a solution I use, but it's a solution I have.
Maybe the adult nappies don't even need to be mentioned and come by default.
:charlie-kirk:
:sleepi: look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power! :think-mark:
The virgin whatever the fuck this is vs the chad me, sawing logs 15 second after closing my eyes
I literally have to give my gf a headstart on sleeping because I will knock out so fast. My one superpower is that I'm a sleepyboi
