At a moments notice you can wake up and throw on some pants and start fighting. Versus having to dress fully. I do not trust like that.
Oh yeah smartass, I don't see Lenin or Stalin naked.
Man fuck the red fash mods. They're the worst. It would be totally sick if you owned them by posting a link to where I can find Lenin and Stalin naked and in the same bed and kissing marked as NSFW so the red fash mods can't delete it because it's properly tagged. To own the red fash tankie Xi-ist mods of course lol.
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my sleeping pants, my bedtime carry: 2 pens, bottle of water, bible, pocket knife, emotional support blanket, wallet, 2 forms of ID
I sleep in a night cap, night gown, fake beard, and old-timey candle holder with a lit candle in a all-wood house
Why take the time to shower AND wash your clothes when you can just throw your whole body into the washing machine and save water?
Incorrect. My massive hog actually stuns home invaders when they see it, allowing me the time necessary to aim and mag dump on them.
I sleep in american flag booty shorts so if I pee myself while sleeping, I'll pee on the American flag
That's why I wear pyjamas out of the mulberry silk.
When intruders grapple me they get soothed by its unmatched softness.
I stretch my arms and then lay down on top of the sheets fully clothed while carrying my entire inventory of weapons and assorted knickknacks. I sleep for 8.0 hours, just enough to obtain maximum rest bonuses
Does wearing an undershirt to bed make me a labor aristocrat?