If they pull me over for speeding or something and ask if I consent to having my car searched, I'd say, "holy SHIT no, NO, omg no no no no no fuck me no no no no". And then if they fall into my trap I'll tell them it's just pepcid AC and we'll have a big laugh.

  • adultswim_antifa [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I think they would probably arrest me, take the pills as evidence, I'd have to pay some bullshit bail bond, lawyer up, and argue in court that they can't prove I had fentanyl in my car, and there is a real risk they would put some real fentanyl pills in the bucket.

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      best bet would be to make it as comically over the top as possible, and let the only answer you give the cops be "no, that isn't fentanyl."

    • captcha [any]
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      1 year ago

      They dont have to plant real fentanyl on you. They'll just point to the goofy label that says FEnTaNyl on it, say 'he put that label there' and rest their case. You'd have a better defense if the label was something else and the bottle actually had fentanyl.