https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1g5t5gf/cybertruck_getting_the_walnut_st_welcome/

https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-17ABBF87-8EB4-4FFC-8D79-B9FF53F7916D.html

Warning

NEVER TRANSPORT YOUR VEHICLE WITH THE TIRES IN A POSITION WHERE THEY CAN SPIN. DOING SO CAN LEAD TO SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE AND OVERHEATING. IN RARE CASES EXTREME OVERHEATING MAY CAUSE THE SURROUNDING COMPONENTS TO IGNITE.

Do not transport Cybertruck using any method that is not specified by Tesla. Adhere to the instructions provided here and observe all warnings and cautions. Damage caused by improper transporting of your vehicle is not covered by the warranty.

Note: Tesla is not liable or responsible for reimbursing services not dispatched through Tesla Roadside Assistance.

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    First off, lol

    Second, that seems like a major design flaw given the possibility of something exactly like this happening. Was it that difficult to disengage whatever the mechanism is when it’s not running?

      • UlyssesT
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        21 days ago

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    • Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 month ago

      The cybertruck is shit but this is a problem for most if not all EVs. The wheels are mounted to the motor which then generates current when the wheels spin. I’m not sure how difficult it is to solve but at least Toyota, Ford, BMW, BYD and Rivian haven’t figured it out either. They all recommend towing on a flatbed or using dollies.

    • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      In AWD gas cars it's a problem because the front and rear wheels are linked together, but this thing has two bazinga drive packs that are independent. It only needs to lock one to have an effective "park" and it doesn't even needs that because it could use one axle's brakes as a parking brake. They could have made it easier to tow (you know, for when it inevitably breaks) but they chose to spend more time and effort to make it worse.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1 month ago

      There's actually loads of vehicles you can't tow like that without damaging. It's one of the major reasons most tow trucks are flat beds, now.

      However (and likely what is happening here in this picture) a lot of dense cities with parking issues and traffic will have plenty of tow trucks like what is pictured because they're quicker and don't need as much room. But after the initial hook up and dragging the towed vehicle away from the curb (as pictured) the tow truck driver will get out and place wheel dollies under the two tires still on the ground so that they also don't end up rolling.

      This is really the only way you can tow a vehicle against an owners wishes if you can't get the drive wheels picked up off the ground (since the vehicle would be in park) so all tow truck operators who don't use flat beds will have a set of wheel dollies with them. Drag it away from the curb, then attach the dolly, then drive away.

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    rat-salute to comrade tow truck in the war on bazingas

    Edit: I saw an Incel Camino with a similar matte black paint and a South Vietnam/loser flag bumper sticker recently lol

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      I love how it's like a mosquito light for fascists. I've now seen like 6+ of these full Trump wraps: https://i.redd.it/i0lu3057ddvd1.jpeg . In my area there's one advertising a pool supply store, a Trump one, and an unwrapped one that already looks older than my almost-decade-old car. You have to be a particularly clownish kind of antisocial to own one and the reputation will only become more self-reinforcing.

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        I wouldn't fault you for following that car and waiting for it to park before covering it in egg whites.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    They designed a car that can’t be towed? Lmao how is literally everything about this car as dumb as possible.

    • Parzivus [any]
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      1 month ago

      In fairness to the Cybertruck (lol), my old Prius used to do something similar where the wheels would lock up if the battery was dead. Most tow trucks these days carry the whole car on the back so it didn't really matter but if it had ever been moved by one like in the photo it would've fucked the car

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Yeah, my only thought is that a Cybertrukkk might be too big or heavy to go on a tow bed, which I'm sure nobody at Tesla ever thought of looking into.

    • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]
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      1 month ago

      The issue is that a motor is a generator so spinning the wheels like that is going to overcharge the battery. I'm not sure why they don't lock up the wheels to make it as annoying as possible to tow incorrectly, though.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    1 month ago

    One thing you can say to its credit is that it doesn't have a 4' front fender that blocks vision of the road for 30 feet in front of you.

    Still hate the truck tho.

    • Kumikommunism [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      The vision out the front of a cyber truck is still really bad. Not as bad. But really bad.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    No my Zybertruck, you're supposed to put the wheels in a semi-clockwise position facing 40 degrees to the east with exactly 125 lbs of pressure per square inch! wojak-nooo

    I'm on the clock pal talk to the hand. grillman

  • culpritus [any]
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    1 month ago

    so you just need a good portable jack and some sort of device to get one of the wheels spinning at high speed to completely ruin a cybertruck?

    good info to spread around

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I feel like owning a Cybertruck should at least qualify someone as temporarily insane.

  • miz [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    these warnings but every instance of Happy Fun Ball is replaced with CyberTruck

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

    Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

    Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

    • itching
    • vertigo
    • dizziness
    • tingling in extremities
    • loss of balance or coordination
    • slurred speech
    • temporary blindness
    • profuse sweating
    • heart palpitations

    If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

    Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime warranty.

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      Side note: it's wild how that's a funny bit in text, but the actual SNL video is incredibly dull and grating. Like between the bad delivery of the lines, the music, the laughtrack, and how it's just a static shot of a ball on a stick, it's like a case study in how to ruin an otherwise funny bit. But I guess that's SNL's whole shtick, taking some absurdist gag that may or may not actually be funny and then making sure it isn't funny by simultaneously overproducing it and half-assing it, both in all the wrong places.

    • Chronicon [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Cybertruck.

      Caution: Cybertruck may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

      Cybertruck contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

      Do not use Cybertruck on concrete.

      Discontinue use of Cybertruck if any of the following occurs:

      • itching
      • vertigo
      • dizziness
      • tingling in extremities
      • loss of balance or coordination
      • slurred speech
      • temporary blindness
      • profuse sweating
      • heart palpitations

      If Cybertruck begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

      Cybertruck may stick to certain types of skin.

      When not in use, Cybertruck should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Cybertruck, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Tesla Motors, of any and all liability.

      Ingredients of Cybertruck include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

      Cybertruck has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

      Do not taunt Cybertruck.

      Cybertruck comes with a lifetime warranty.

        • Chronicon [they/them]
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          1 month ago

          it does sound like something they'd claim though, with about 15 asterisks

          • varmint [he/him]
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            1 month ago

            *for the lifetime of the vehicle itself, which technically ends as soon as the CyberTruck is damaged

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        21 days ago

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  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    edit-2
    1 month ago

    The ownthelibsmobile. No one buys it outside of virtue signaling “look at me, I’m a republican! Give me a trophy for sharing political views with most of the country!”

    You’d think with money like that they’d just get a Porsche, which has its history in Nazi Germany so they can get their own the libs fix that way.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      Cybertrucks are the purple heart given to survivors of family court. The enemy made you pay child support but you're the cool parent in your big cool truck. Everyone should have to look at your big cool truck and how cool and big you still are while driving it.

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    21 days ago

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    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      Guaranteed highest price paid for junk cars

      You don't need to write that on the side when we can already see that.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Tow truck drivers are cops and the absolute lowest snake's belly in a wagon rut scum on earth. Their job is to steal the cars of working people then hold them for ransom demanding payments that are the difference between making rent or not. They're fucking evil.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      I wouldn't be able to do the impound jobs. So much of their work seems to be repossessing the cars of people too poor to afford the loan or some other cost.