No, it's gay to use a bidet, because the gays are sophisticate and also french.
Everyone else uses sparkling ass washing and it's not as gay, sadly.
And to masturbate. You're stroking a mans penis for his pleasure. (wait... is this why the Proud Boys are fapless?)
Fellas, is it gay to ask the fellas if something is gay? I mean if you think about it you're basically questioning your sexuality and inviting a bunch of dudes to help you explore the topic.
Long time listener, first time caller here.
You mention using axe and cologne but I'd be worried that these scents might cover my natural masculine musk. What do you advise in terms of dosage and frequency?
Talking about Axe, apparently only aliens use Axe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZDc3UNTeHs&t=8
Giving in to those soyboys shows weakness, you should never use it.
You joke but this topic comes up often enough (aka more than once) on r/relationships. "I really love my boyfriend but there's shit on my sheets when he lies down cuz he sleeps naked and doesn't wipe his butt well. Also today I found blood on his dick - we had period sex a week ago! He yells at me when I gently suggest he should wash himself and even offer to wash him in the shower for sexy times. Anyway apart from that he's perfect. How do we make things work?"
leukemia
when your so racist that your body tries to pull a manifest destiny on itself by making hordes of white blood cells to kill all the reds
Looks like the Proud Boys aren't as unique as they thought.
There was someone in my highschool who unironically thought like this. They ended up being pulled aside by some teachers because they smelt like literal shit.
Sometimes I wonder if donating to this site is financially prudent of me. Then I read content like this and all doubts instantly disappear.
Is it gay to shit into a condom and then use the condom to fuck ur own ass? Asking for a friend.
It really needs something in the middle, I am thinking maybe a paragraph specifically on hygeine products and how they're eroding traditional masculinity.
IF it is, you can reduce the required repetitions by first shaving your asshole (nearly any modern 3 or 4 blade razor will do so safely)
