No minors (WhyEssEff GTFO)
Talk dirty to each other
Practice flirting with anonymous comrades
If only there was a dedicated community here to put such things....
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I went from being perpetually horny to semi-unironic volcel in the span of a month. Yeesh.
I'm realizing lately that sex is just never worth the stress and anxiety of trying to not sexually embarrass myself. I could simply not and do other things. 🤷♀️
It's just so much easier to read about US war crimes and deny your programming, lol.
Same. I'm just not all that great irl beyond the hype of meeting for the first time, hahaha.
I just have better stuff I could focus on than going through the process of meeting someone new, getting to know them, constantly wondering if they're just fetishizing me, yada yada yada. A FWB situation would be cool, but I'm kind of high maintenance, overbearing, and overall not worth the hassle for the lousy lay nor the friendship. 🤷♀️😂
It is ultimately your decision what you want to do but still sometimes what we think can be our worse habits can be endearing to the right people. Whatever you choose to do I hope you find happiness.
Because I'm not looking to be used for experimentation, sought out as a novelty, or treated as a sex object just because I'm a chick with a dick. It feels gross to be sought out for that alone.
Here is a solid article explaining it. TLDR: My worth to people like that is based on my genitals and not who I am as a person and it's very dehumanizing.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/10/trans-chasers-exploitive-admirers-who-harass-trans-people.html
Please read it. :leslie-feinberg:
Ayyyye! I'm around whenever you want to further discuss this! I'm always happy to educate!
Well this is definitive proof that I'm not a chaser and never will be.
this is just the horny megathread at this point, right?
how do penises work? honestly, I'm so confused. you'd think being born with one would help but it doesn't even a little.
i can't really help with that, i've never given someone else a handjob that hasn't very quickly turned into a blowjob lol
When two people love each other, the nut dwarves, who reside in the balls pump a furnace full of coal, and the hot air makes it erect, providing an escape route for the dwarves when it feels right.
For me it's rare that motion alone will do it I need dirty talk or a hot scenario running in my head. If I don't have this then I get bored and disinterested.
If the mods don't want these horny post on main then they need to hurry up and make up a new comm called horny gulag.
I agree. We need a horny gulag
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWpW7RYVAAA5NIz?format=jpg&name=medium
Ngl, this covid 30 has made me thicc as fuck but nobody is here to enjoy it 😭
Truly the greatest tragedy of the pandemic is that there's no one there to tap dat ass.
Penises get all the attention, but the importance of a hefty sack cannot be understated.
Oh lawd, now that's a sight I wouldn't mind beholding. 😳
Are you me? My birthday was last month. Maybe the lack of sleep is getting to me.
I don't own any toys personally, but If I get with someone, I might like to get on of those wearable Bad Dragon sheath things and pretend I have an exotic magical penis.
Ye, they're called "wereables". You slide your cock in em'.
responding to this is giving me permission to tell you about my 37 bad dragon dildos
I consent
Feeling sad after the primaries. Could you... comfort me? :comfy: :soviet-bashful:
I got social skills and a phat ass, and I'm all out of social skills 😎
seriously tho, I am completely unable to approach anyone, boy or girl, with an intention to flirt, even if I like them a lot hhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Are you the bourgeoisie? Because I’d like to seize your means of reproduction
I've never been good at this, but...
I am flirty years old, I like giving rubs and I will gladly share all of my toys and esoterica with you
flirty years old
That 's adorable af. And how generous of you to offer to share your toys, might have found the one true leftist.
Might be the death drive talking but looking for a lady who can crush me between her thighs. Anyone else feel like this?
Neck is great but from what I read you can pass out only so many times before damage happens. I kind of want to get my sides squeezed might be hard for me to find a someone to indulge me since I be wide. I think it takes a lot of pressure to actually break a rib but I hear the pain is excruciating ☺
Does she tap out when she has enough of do you make a judgment call? I can imagine a safe word might be hard to say. Also do you get anything out of it or is it more for her pleasure?
Also I wouldn't pass up the opportunity to have someone's thighs like ear muffs during this winter uwu. But not in a creepy way, sorry I don't really flirt.
I do wish you luck and hope you find a lucky guy to dominate. Make him suffer, with consent of course, and wish me luck to. Once this covid is over gonna see about putting myself out there.
Thanks 😉 gonna pass out now should have been a sleep at ten but horny posting too much fun.
When I was younger I would wrestle a friend's older sister and get pinned pretty easily. I'm much bigger now and sometimes scare people with my size but wish I can get overpowered again.
You sound amazing. Heads up when I mentioned my size I'm 5'10 but look like a fridge. My wide shoulders give me a strongman appearance even though I haven't been to the gym since covid.
Bear with me but you might be a beary good cuddler. Also I always thought it would be hot to carry a taller lady around either bridal, piggyback, or on my shoulders. Makes me feel strong and dependable hope that doesn't sound weird.
I lifted someone that was like 200 lbs before. She was short and thick. Her weight wasn't an issue but I kind of pinched her side when I was lifting her. My technique is better but yeah if it is someone's first time lifting then make sure you don't get folded. The other two might be easier on you.
