Leftist infighting, but it's the gas fight scene from Zoolander
Now do one for Trotskyism but instead of theory it's "until I read a shitty pamphlet that I found under a bench at the bus stop"
When I was a teenager a SAlt member legit opened up a trenchcoat full of newspapers and said "have you kids heard of... socialism?"
Legit funniet most self aware shit I've ever seen and half of you don't believe me.
Hate when I get handed a 500 page pamphlet on the history of the russian revolution and the degeneracy of the beauracracy.
Every Leftist action near where I live would always get a bunch of Trotskyites turning up and handing out these single sheet of toilet paper sized pamphlets completely covered in teeny tiny writing that were almost impossible to read.
My Trotskyites keep helping the CIA, talking about how Islam is a religion of evil, and creating far right movements based on videogame journalism. I think they're broken...
Ahh yeah the Trotskyites (the actual Trotskyites that is, the media will call anyone left of a liberal a Trot which makes it confusing) here seem to think that being LGBTQ was invented by Tony Blair in 1999 and that the only way to appeal to working class people is to talk about the great replacement and shit, you have to wonder if the whole movement didn't get COINTELPRO'd or something...
Just had a new reality invented after Stalin had Trotsky killed. When you abandon revolutionary ideology for a vendetta, and side with imperialists, you weren't revolutionary to begin with. You're a snitch.
I called myself a humorist for months until I read my first theory (On Irony and The Joke), and now I just call myself a posadist-cetaceanist
I am happy to say I've actually encountered the meme Trot with a newspaper! I didn't quite understand what was going on, but it was a wild enough situation I bought one. Really wish I'd kept it. This was in Chicago in 2014 or so.
The only active groups around here are trots and syndies. The trots are pretty good to team up with, but you really do always end up with a newspaper on your way home.
I called myself Pee-Pee for months until I read my first theory (Pig Poop Balls) and now I just call myself Poo-Poo.
Breadbook isn't theory lol. It's a polemic meant to rile up workers
My friend, let me tell you of Biden-Buttigiegism. It's not something the Jedi would tell you about...
"Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from... you know, the thing"
