Like you should see me do karate chops. I'm super strong and it doens't seem hard depending on the hill.
RIP to Icarus but I could fly even closer to the sun
Bro if you tied one of my friends to a trolley track and then five of my friends to another and told me to pull a lever which chooses between them I'd beat your ass bro because I will NEVER betray my friends.
Akshully the Icarus story doesn't make sense. The atmosphere in fact gets colder the higher you go. Are we to believe that Icarus made it through the atmosphere to outer space, and then got close enough to the sun where it would be warm enough to melt the wax, AND THEN defy gravity and fall back to earth instead of being sucked into the sun?
I would simply flatten the hill. Sisyphus never learned to work smarter not harder
All you have to do is build ramps. It's like making a pyramid. Sisyphus is just pushing it straight up and that's stupid depending on the hill.
Sisyphus builds a gently sloping spiral ramp up the hill, and easily rolls the boulder just to have it roll back down again.
But pushing the boulder is the point - how else does one expect to get mad gainz?
The real tragedy of Sisyphus is that she's a top but her stone partner will never bottom
Hey Sisyphus maybe uhhhhhhhhh don’t stop rolling it before you even reach the top of the hill? Just thinking out loud here
I swear to god if someone replaced every part of a ship and said it was the same ship as before I'd punch them SO many times I hate liers so much
I feel like I'm blessed by Ares because he's the god of war and probably knows hella karate.
I absolutely guarantee a fuckload of ancient Greece used this argument.
Sisyphus is more about hanging out with Bouldy nowadays, who is a great listener. Realized that hill business was whack.
I used to tell a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice, but looking back, it was not a great idea.
ITT: People not following the instructions in my very easy-to-comprehend exercise program.
I imagine there must be something like a runner's high once you get used to pushing up the boulder and it gets easy peasy.
If I was Achilles' mother I would just have double dipped him in the river Styx. No part of him would be left untouched by the immortality granting waters on my watch, I can tell you that much.
Back in '82, I could throw a pisgkin a quarter mile. I bet I could throw a football over them mountains.
