Don't threaten me with a good time, lol
this thread is the most :volcel-kamala: warranting thread I've seen in the site for a while
I've always had a major crush on this woman, please tell me she's single.
Gonna have to have a talk with my wife
The episode where they're scaring goats to make them faint and she flashes Tory lived rented free in my head for a long time
:volcel-judge: take me away
Apparently my brain locked that one away from me a while ago, I remember being fucking floored when that happened
I've heard people say that it wasn't real - either she was wearing clothes under or it was a double, cos if you look at the video they don't actually show her face
Wasn't she married to the other guy from that show who died tragically young
I thought she was the one who died tragically young so I was super confused for a minute
This comment is how I found out that Grant is dead
R.I.P. Kind robo mythbuster
Well to be fair she is 47 which is quite a bit above the average age of most users on most websites but I get what you are saying.
It’s the only site I really use much anymore besides this one. It mostly shows me things that don’t make me miserable.
I don't have anything against being executed by a zoomer for being reactionary scum, but that's not what's going on at Tik-Tok lmao
a painless execution by a zoomer vanguard is the best death I can hope for
I mean sure, but relating everything to yourself personally is some real solipsism shit. Like, "dame judy dench looks good" doesn't need to be responded with by saying "I WOULDN'T FUCK HER SHE'S TOO OLD", y'know?
Since it seems to be a tradcath I'm guessing the implication is the (((urban elites))) are tricking us into being attracted to women who are too old to have children, or some shit.
wait but I thought physiognomy applied and that everyone who looks good is good and every woman who looks hot is fertile and can make babies
I mean isn't that Kari from Mythbusters? I bet there are thousands of people who had a crush on her while it was airing
She's also creative and good at what she does.
You'd obviously need to be some sorta weirdo to find that attractive, amirite my fellow redditeurs?
Imagine getting tingles in your peepee from competent feeeeemales.
I semi agree? Like hot redheads are always out of this world, but there are some That just fall on the opposite side of the scale. But we need to hush before :volcel-judge: catches us talking about hot people.
Volcel pigs come as they may, I already have and I’m ready for them :brace-dark-cowboy:
I'm not too into redheads, but she and Claudia from Warehouse 13 definitely had me agreeing with you as an adolescent.
I bet there are thousands of people who had a crush on her while it was airing
What no, I'm sure not :side-eye-1:
Cool woman on TV blow thing up. If your into women, that's as good as it gets, especially if you watch her like ever day after school because you ran out of star trek tapes and don't have friends to hang out with. There's just about a thirty year age gap but I'd still shoot my shot if I saw her on tinder or whatever.
Thousands seems like a very conservative estimate tbh. The show had millions of viewers and she was on it for over a decade, and it's worth noting that most of it was before Nexflix and Marvel stuff took off, so the selection of nerdy shows was a lot more limited. I'm a little biased :hyperflush:, but ask a group of nerds in 2010 to name a woman on TV that they're into and I could almost promise her name would come up.
Probably some weeb-brain rage because in their animoos feeemales apparently fade into nonexistence once they reach the age of 20 unless they have half vampire half angel half dragon powers that make them look like children for centuries.
There's a weird subset of the weird subset that sees milfs and people attracted to milfs as some elaborate mind control conspiracy, wheras they see their own addiction of jacking it to cartoon children as both natural and completely spontaneous so they can claim that their cartoon child porn doesn't affect anyone whatsoever.
:stalin-approval: couldn't be more right comrade. I wish more of the content around milfs or more mature women in general wasn't incestuous or pedophilic.
There is no way this woman is 47 in those pictures no fucking way
Some people just age graceful. Ming-Na Wen is 58 and looks pretty good for that age.
My parents are like that. Both in their mid 50's but look like they could be my older brother and sister.
Penny Johnson Jerald, who plays Dr. Finn in The Orville, is old enough to be my mom and I'm not exactly young and I'm still :hyperflush:
Also Shohreh Aghdashloo, who's old enough to be my grandmother and :hyperflush:
Dat smokey voice.
I just want to find every Expanse clip of her saying "fuck" and play them all on repeat.
She's in two of the best star treks, Orville and DS9, so that's just good taste
She got a lot more to do in the Orville and the final episode of the recent season was, ahem, never mind, spoilers.
The episode before it felt like a story finale, so I wondered what the actual finale would do after that, and I was pleasantly surprised.
Yeah, it was a nice bow on top of everything.
spoiler
It also reminded me of the traditional difference between a tragedy and a comedy: a tragedy ends with a funeral, a comedy ends with a wedding.
Well said! What a difference it would have made for the big picture if they ended on episode 9, huh? :side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:
Yeah, ir doesn't matter as much for modern works, but when looking at a Greco-Roman play or anything Shakespeare made that's how you can figure it out, because sometimes it isn't clear by our standards.
NOOOOO I WILL NOT RIDE A TRAIN TO GO ON A DATE WITH MILFS!!!! YOU CANT MAKE ME :wojak-nooo:
I'm like half her age and wish I was even half as beautiful as she is :cri:
I don’t know what you look like, but you’re a beautiful poster. :owl-wink:
fuck this guy. :soviet-heart: for Kari. i also liked Scottie when she was on. tattooed pierced muscle metalworking woman did things for my lesbian heart
:volcel-judge: No exceptions. Hope you had a happy Pride month all the same. I still have my rainbow colored handcuffs.
Anime avatar, of course. While not always a chud signal, the only more reliable chud signal I know of is having ".eth" as a suffix.
The neo-catholic fad grosses me out. I can't prove it but I wonder if some of them are unironic 40k fans that completely missed the point of the setting.
Sir Anthony Hopkins is a chud now.
As an artist, it's been terrific discovering NFTs as the new canvas.
:yes-comm:
Sometimes it's like chuds look at my idealized life and it gives them a panic attack. I'd eat an anthill on a date with her.
She's probably old enough to be the mom of most of the people posting on Hexbear lmao
Standard Creepiness Rule: ½ (your age) + 7.
Free calculator: https://datebynumb3r.com/2016/06/11/calculate-your-dating-age-range/
I think you're forgetting that she is famous, and therefore normal rules don't apply.
They still apply to YOU, and it is still creepy to be in your 20s and date a woman old enough to have kids in college.
Why? I'm curious in particular about your choice of the word creepy. I can understand why it might be a bad idea, power imbalance in the relationship, the much older half has social power and experience i just lack. It might also be a bad idea long term because the older member will reach old age long before I will, or there might be a very narrow/non-existent window to have kids if I want that with them. But you chose the word creepy, and I'm curious about that.
Look man I'm not explaining to you why old men fucking young girls is creepy. If you can't see it then you're a crypto-libertarian. Your "just asking questions bro" attitude is repugnant.
I'm asking what's creepy about the younger party being attracted to the older, not the other way around. And I think my specific questions made that clear. I also find it telling you default to old man and young woman when the context of our discussion was young men, as well as women and I think some other gender expressions, being into a middle aged woman. If you don't want to talk about that topic that's fine, you can just find it icky and that's the end of the discussion. But "you're advocating pedophilia if you find a 50 year old hot when you're under 40" is not a good argument.
We all know what you're getting at. "If it's OK for an older woman to like a younger man it's totally OK for me to like this 15 year old girl! You know she's actually a spirit who's hundreds of years old, she just looks like this because she thinks it's cute!"
"Wanting to have sex with Kari from Mythbusters makes you a pedophile" :galaxy-brain:
Again, I was asking why you thought a young man finding an older woman hot would be creepy, and you keep reversing it.
I'm asking one question that could not be more opposite to the one you are suggesting. Are you saying everyone in this thread who finds her hot and isn't born within 10 years of her or whatever is part of a psyop to make pedophilia normalized?
Listen, if you are an adult aged x who is attracted to an older adult aged y, then according to this website based on social norms from Victorian England: x * 2 + 7 < y ? pedo : not pedo
Its an immutable law of nature, already established by the above website, that if you are attracted to someone much older then you are actually attracted to people much younger, QED
Of course, my mistake. XKCD guy has never been wrong, we should rebuild society around the arbitrary things he puts in his comics, like that algorithm the website calculates. Let's all vote for Hillary.
I mean all the more power to you, but I wouldn't be able to date someone that old
Thank you for this normal response to me have different standards and ideas about relationships. This isn't sarcasm, there's a whole thread of inane garbage beneath this.
I just saw that and uhh wtf.
It seems whenever certain subjects are brought up some people lose it
I know. Between that and another argument I just decided to take a break for a few days, people spend too long online and it messes with their perception of what's appropriate.
what's wrong with this country?! can't a man walk down the street anymore without hot milfs wanting to bone him down?!
:volcel-judge: can take me away, Kari is responsible for my love of redheads
