:geordi-no: Thousands of years of evolutionary partnership
:geordi-yes: An idea I had from reading the summary of Settlers.
Name one non white person who likes dogs?
You can’t because liking dogs makes you white.
I know this is a bit, but: https://ushistoryscene.com/article/pets-black-america/
Show me proof 1(ONE) single non Yt person likes dogs.
I thought so, you can't.
Oh shit oh fuck I've been owned!!!111
To be serious, my ex actually
You never had an ex @aaaaaaadjsf you imagined the whole thing~
:illuminati: *theremin music *
Lol
To be honest it was the exact opposite of the stereotype in this thread, I was a white person that disliked dogs and they were the black person that loved dogs.
To be honest it was the exact opposite of the stereotype in this thread, I was a white person that disliked dogs and they were the black person that loved dogs.
Hating dogs makes you an honors POC and loving dogs makes you a white person
Sorry not sorry
Oh fuck Black Hammer Organisation, is this all I need to be an honourary POC? Damn
You have to REALLY hate dogs tho. Like go kick a few.
I had to laugh bc I’m walking my dog rn and a young black woman neighbor of mine just came out walking hers while I was shitposting about this
If it was it was a giant cat. Her dog is ginormous. Looks like one of those ones bred to fight bears or some shit
They've been colonized and stripped of their proud dog-hating culture, duh.
Mods can we ban all house pets struggle session. They’re getting really fucking cringe.
Wow authoritarian much? Do you want mods to ban all posts you don't like?
Typical colonizer bullshit
Wow downvoting me, how quaint.
Unsure to upvote because it's funny, but will break the bit.
They're called downbears here; we like to think we can spot the ideology but here we are thinking we can colonize BEARS
Wish look at this honky anarchokiddy whining about “muh authoritarianism”. Sorry to hurt your first world individualist emotions.
But what about my tarantula? It's the coolest pet of all and I'll fight anyone who disagrees
We haven't had a tarantula struggle session yet, that should spice things up.
Idk, hardcore cat people seem to think any pet besides a cat makes you a piece of shit
Broke: Having pets
Woke: Forming a symbiotic coop with the rats and roaches that live in your walls
:galaxy-brain:
UWuuu I fucking love dogs Uwuu Doggos lil puppers my lil puppie slaves
:stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-2:
Based on the cat people I’ve meet it’s totally possible this is NOT a bit
Lots of people despise dogs because they're slobbery and messy and you have to spend a ton of time with them otherwise they tear up the furniture. They prefer cats who are independent beings who are equals if not superiors, and if they spend time with you it's because they want to. That's more fulfilling than some dog who has no life outside of me and waits in front of the door for eight hours waiting for me to come home.
I used to think something close to this but maybe without quite as much disdain, until I got my collie. She’s really aloof and independent. She’ll come around for pets in the morning but she mainly likes to go off and do her own thing. I always say shes like cat software running on dog hardware
unless you're my family's old grey tabby cat who wants to spend time and be held and petted and cuddle all day every day
RIP that cat, he was awesome
Tarantula is derived from the southern WHITE Italian town of Taranto.
White people shit
STOP COLONIZING ANIMALS
:sicko-hair:
Watching my tarantula's leg hairs get wet and then stand back up and catch the sunlight.
Checks out I am a very hairy person with hairy af legs
A lot of cats are adorable and cute and cuddly and deserving of love. But cat owners are mostly all just snobs who want to put down the equally adorable and cute and cuddly dogs because they can’t comprehend loving two beings at once.
counterpoint: in an age of atomization and social isolation, dogs are the last reliable friends
It's a bit actually, they were talking about starting a struggle session in the megathread. Just roll with it I guess :shrug-outta-hecks:
Ew take down this disgusting picture of a fascist mutt
Idk how much of it was trolls but it does seem tumblr evolved a culture that seems to think the very nature of existence is immortal.
I found some tumblr user once who said they had stopped consuming all art and media because all of it has problematic messaging and only ate rice and beans and spent most of their time meditating in their room that only had a mattress and a laptop in it.
They basically used pop progressive logic to become a early Christian acetic.
For some reason a major subset of horrifically online American progressives both in twitter, tumblr, reddit, and other places too, is very weird about everything and gets a kick out of metaphorically whipping themselves and others online for made up sins.
outside of nature
There’s tumblr users who think enjoying the outdoors is something only white people do. All POCs stay inside all day I guess.
I’m guessing they’re all ex Catholics who needed something new to abusive themselves over
They basically used pop progressive logic to become a early Christian acetic.
That's actually cool
Well shit why we trying to do socialism then? Let’s just all go live in some caves.