• JohnBrownsDream [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Hope she takes care to wave a white flag while she’s there. You know, to ensure the IOF properly identifies her as a non-combatant

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      She should wear a press vest, just to be sure

      • 420stalin69
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        1 year ago

        She should stick to the designated safe zones.

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I am coming home

    I don't care to learn anything about this person, but am I safe to assume that her ancestors are from no-where near southern Palestine?

    • mar_k [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Does this crackkker look native to the Holy Land? She looks like she'll disintegrate in the summer heat

      Show

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        She looks like she's about to go to those luxury south american hippie communes for trust fund babies too failson for a bullshit NGO position.

    • iridaniotter [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Yeah but her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents did

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Hamas, I will literally subscribe to your patreon account at the $10/mo tier if you can just pull off the most wholesome christmas miracle for me.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I'm gonna see if I can get my partner to lathe this

    She got Kissinger, she can probably get Fartlow

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    In other news, Milei is also eager to go to Israel too, so I'm saving my wishes

  • Cromalin [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    my number one wish re: this is that she sees what happens there and realizes the error of her ways, campaigning against the evils of zionism and growing and changing as a person

    a close second is that something extremely funny happens

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    If the Houthis sink a US destroyer the same week Eve Fartlow gets got by the IDF, I will get the shahada tattoed on my forehead

    • Lucien [hy/hym, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Yo, I just found out what proof I'd need for god to be real. If this happens, I'm becoming a Muslim.

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The best option is that she sees the IOF being horrifyingly evil and can no longer support them, then becomes anti-Zionist. The most likely option is that she will just ignore any human rights violations.

    But an Eve Fartlow redemption arc would be an unexpected way to start 2024.