It's just sexual disappointment and easily alleviated by your right hand, followed by a bong rip and a carne asada burrito
Yeah I don't get how people feel theyre entitled to sex when masturbation is like the easiest thing in the world.
It’s just sexual disappointment and easily alleviated by your right hand, followed by a bong rip and a carne asada burrito
I live by these words. Frfr.
The feminists just want to lock all men up in chastity cages. Soon they'll be milking us with handheld vibrators and we'll have to cum while soft. Is that the future you want, leftie? 🙄
anyone that complains about blue balls should be forced to wear one of those menstrual cramp simulators for like a month so they know what discomfort actually means.
Saw a dude on stream actually hook up the shocky shocky things that simulate menstrual cramps, and he said it was pure suffering even on lower settings and gave him a new perspective on the pain he experiences in life.
i've seen a ton of videos of a group that goes around doing it, and literally every dude freaks the fuck out about even the lowest settings while being told about how long that actually lasts/can last
Did we all have that one friend growing up who was adamant that getting hit in the balls was worse than menstrual pain? I wanna strap one of these on him. For a full week.
i definitely knew people that would almost certainly try to attest to that. agreed.
I thought this was something that was settled a while ago? Either way, its good that it can be thrown in assholes faces now.
guy who wants to prove this wrong repetitively edging until his testes pop
It's so bad that tons of guys exaggerate wildly about blue balls, and use that to guilt people into sex. Like jack off and shut up lmao
If blue balls were dangerous, men wouldn't live long enough to see their 20s. You get horny because of a stiff wind when you're a teenager.
the dudes don't know what it is and misuse the term so much it may as well be fiction
It absolutely is. it just isn't dangerous or harmful or really that bad
It's like a mild discomfort until you bust one
Give these creeps testicular tortion and then ask them what true pain feels like.
I've had that just in my left one since I was 12, shit sucks.
Oh yes, definitely. I never even realized there was debate about that, I guess some people don't have it?
Yeah, it's actual pain. Not just discomfort, like "someone has physically harmed me" kind of pain.
Course, there's a very easy solution to it. You just jack off. If only everything were that simple. Insert that diogenes quote about hunger.
I've never experienced it, but I feel like I'm in the minority.
It only happens for me if I've been very aroused for an extended period. If getting kicked in the nuts is like a 6-7/10 level of pain, blue balls is maybe like a 3 or 4. Like stubbing your toe but it's your balls. For me anyway.
Wait do you think blue balls don't exist? It's terrible to use it as an excuse, and nobody should. Blue balls do suck though and I have previously had partners who said they wanted to stop while I was close and I explained that it's completely fine but i would have to go to the bathroom and finish the job or else I wouldn't be able to walk for a few hours. Imo that's the way to handle it.
I've had it where i just had to lie down for a couple hours, idk feels like getting your balls hit and then that nausea and tenderness staying for hours
I'm kind of really surprised it's a unique thing, honestly. But i guess i learned today that it's not a widespread phenomenon. I've probably only had it like 10 times in my life.
naw i've dealt with it too, it def happens (at least to some people) and it does genuinely hurt but as has been said here, the solution is to just take care of it yourself :shrug-outta-hecks:
I've had it many times as a teenager. Now I don't get it often but yeah didn't realize some people don't get it. Lucky
I suspect that if it's in the middle of it, it's basically because the orgasm gets rid of the pain signals from the light testicular impacts
My understanding is people say they have blue balls because they want to initiate sex, which I don't think exists
That could be, but i have also gotten it from just masturbating as a young teen and having to stop because my parents came around. Pretty sure i wasn't too rough about it
I don't mean sex vs masturbation I mean either of those vs. just being horny
Oh yeah i read your last sentence wrong. Yeah it only happens when you're close to orgasm and have to stop.
In my experience, once the rocket's been on the launchpad for a certain amount of time liftoff has to happen even if it's a solo flight.
I thought blue balls was a shitty joke from Seinfeld or one of those other sex pest TV shows that got implanted into popular culture. You're telling me its actually a real thing? that sucks man lol
Yes. It's not always super bad but I've had it where I can't walk right at all
Depends on what you mean. There's the real physiological effect which causes discomfort until manually relieved (or up to a few hours if not), and then there's the not at all real meme of dangerous painful blue balls that's often used to guilt people into sex
Yes, but it's uncomfortable, not harmful. Massive difference. It can get very uncomfortable and painful, but there is no actual damage done. Also it's not like the testes actually change colour or anything, it's just an uncomfortable to very uncomfortable sensation.
Yes, although personally it's only ever happened to me after hours and hours of edging, so I've only experienced it maybe a dozen times and not for quite a few years (more of a bored teenager thing). I imagine there's a range in how easy it is for people to experience it, though. And as far as discomfort, yeah, it sucks, but after you reach completion it goes away after...maybe an hour? Half hour? Not a big deal at all.
As someone who is into certain connected sexual practices, my answer is a resounding no.
No, and it's hilarious that people try and claim that it is
Yes, it's like a minor bruise type of pain. Maybe it's worse for other people, but it can quickly be relieved through :volcel-judge: means and is not a "real problem" just a mild annoyance. Sometimes it goes away on its own.
Instead of sex, just hold hands and look at sunsets and perhaps cuddle. :shy:
Ah, the sensations in my body were wrong, the article from the internet was right, mea culpa.
I mean yes, you can have a ton of pain, without any physical damage to the body, its organs or tissues occuring. Lots of people with chronic illness or pain unfortunately have plenty of experience with the "lots of pain but no harm done" life.
Blue balls don't mean the testes actually change colour. It's just an expression used to describe the physical and emotional discomfort or pain experienced by failing to have an orgasm past a certain point. So finishing off does help to alleviate the sensation and stop the pain, but as the article says, it's no excuse to pressure or coerce someone into continuing sex.
Wait what? Is blue balls a real thing? I thought it just was when dudes were horny but unable to do the sex.
