• StalinStan [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    This is a party for only the toughest men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Native Warriors, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty men being sweaty with eachother.

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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      4 months ago

      Thinking back to when i asked my dad why i only see signs for ladies night but not boys night.

      I wish i could remember how he explained to me that ladies night actually IS boy's night; because i didn't make the "free/cheap drinks means the women are more drunk and open to advances" connection until much later

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        "The only way these women will tolerate our presence is if we give them free booze."

        Although it was funny going to an engineering school and having super cool female roommates who would go to "ladies nights" with us and go order 6 $2 mixed drinks every 15 minutes.

      • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        The more generous interpretation is that because the women are gone, the men are now “unshackled” and can grill and watch the big game without the dang old lady nagging about dishes

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    showing up in dirty overalls for my one (1) free beer and then going to the better bar across town to actually spend my money

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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      4 months ago

      Shotgunning my free natty light then removing my coveralls to reveal a rainbow speedo

        • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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          4 months ago

          Yeah and while it would be very visually funny to watch me do it, I'm not about to do this in the US where as far as my outside perspective is concerned, i would die instantly

      • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        oh man now I'm imagining bib overalls with buttons up the sides of the legs like those rip-off trainer pants

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      This is what I and every person I willingly drink with would do.

      "Thanks fuck you, see you tomorrow. Can't wait for you to have to explain what about my attire isn't straight so you're not running up against false advertising claims by not giving us a free beer everyday."

      Also this really seems like about the easiest slam dunk ever for discrimination against a protected class but I assume lgbtq people aren't a protected class in whatever windswept sithole this is in.

      • piccolo [any]
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        4 months ago

        I think federally at least sexuality is a protected characteristic, but I don't think the courts in Idaho would respect that so you'd need to have the funds to appeal it up a few levels

        Btw the ruling to make sexuality a protected characteristic was an incredibly rare Gorsuch W where he ruled that discriminating based off of sexual orientation was discriminating based off of sex (i.e. if you refuse service to Jim because Jim dates Bob, but you wouldn't refuse service to Jane because Jane dates Bob, then that's implicitly discrimination based off of sex)

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Nothing straighter than a bar full of dudes aggressively asserting that they 100% STRAIGHT NO GAYS ALLOWED

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      And determining that by judging the outfit of every guy that walks in.

      spits dip into spitoon "Them jeans boot cut or straight fit feller?"

  • Moonworm [any]
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    4 months ago

    Bi invisibility finally a superpower. Just gotta keep the finger guns holstered.

  • CarbonScored [any]
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    4 months ago

    I wonder how many cis men get turned away for being too feminine

    • SuperZutsuki [they/them, any]
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      4 months ago

      If you don't have your lower and upper lip fully packed with tobacco while actively going to chemo for mouth cancer, you're too queer for hetero Monday.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    The ladies can just sit and watch all the fellas have a good time.

  • culpritus [any]
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    4 months ago

    Go Woke or Go Broke

    Old State Saloon: We're gonna give away free beer to dudes!

    • Maturin [any]
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      4 months ago

      That’s obviously a flexing bicep

    • AlicePraxis [any]
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      4 months ago

      why are there quotes around "alcohol", that makes me nervous...

  • Goblin [any]
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    4 months ago

    White ppl celebrating HAM, heard that one before shrug-outta-hecks

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]
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    4 months ago

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    How are we doin' fellow heterosexuals? Enjoying playing dress up and the free beer?