• VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      1 year ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • HornyOnMain
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    1 year ago

    I am required to declare that the volcel police have decreed that I'm forbidden from commenting in this thread

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      1 year ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Would it be problematic to ask her to put on fake tusks and green body paint and call me a soft weak humie

  • Abraxiel
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    1 year ago

    never skip peg day

  • pedestrian [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I don't make the rules

    they said, trying to make the rules.

  • UlyssesT
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    21 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    "WhY aRe YoUnG pEoPlE sO LONELY!?!?!"

    Meanwhile the US culture has been dominated by sex-negative pearl clutchers that want you socially dead and have nothing fun going on in your life whatsoever, because if life isn't boring, the devil wins.

    Also, I will gladly be her twink malewife. I want her to carry me in the bridal position and tell me everything is going to be okay, there I said it.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I'm bi actually, but yes, i am extremely ultra mega gay for girls

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    If she punched me I would die instantly, but it would be a glorious death.

      • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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        1 year ago

        Show

        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

        volcel-police