He said “well these people obviously can’t do their jobs because they work minimum wage and they’re not worth that much”. Keep in mind that this was hundreds of rolls sliced in the wrong direction, not some crooked outliers. Sounds more like a clerical error to me, but whatever. I told him it’s a free market and he should take his business elsewhere. He told me “I know who you voted for”. I told him I don’t vote and he said “yeah but I’ve seen your timeline and I know you like Biden”. I told him Biden is a rapist and a war criminal. He got confused and changed the subject. Maybe he thinks I like Trump now?
Picturing him saying "heh, let's go Brandon, right?" and you going "fuck Joe Biden and fuck you too."
I told him Biden is a rapist and a war criminal. :live-tucker-reaction: He got confused and changed the subject.
:live-tucker-reaction: is pretty much my uncle's face when he said I worshipped Obama and I called Obama a war criminal. Hitting them with the 1-2 punch (calling out Trump and then Obama/Biden/Dems in general) is soooooo good.
For critical damage, criticize Obama for things the right explicitly supports.
The patron saint of drones? The guy who built the cages and deported more people than Trump or Bush? Who sent the national guard to crush the BLM protests in Fergison?
hundreds of rolls sliced in the wrong direction
I'm deeply disappointed you can't see these rolls for the beautiful acts of industrial sabotage they are.
This is a side gig so I’m considering just telling him I’m a communist and if I lose my job I lose my job
The best revenge is living well, and by living well I mean calling up the local BCTGM and asking how to organize.
How does one even slice a roll the wrong way without it being so obviously incorrect that no one would do it anyway?
deeply upsetting. I'm not going to say this should be illegal but perhaps the government should provide free counseling
Oh god. I honestly thought "oh everyone's making a big deal about this, I bet they just slice it in half so they get two semi-circles and dunk it in stuff like a pretzel."
I was so innocent back then.
...is that like a Great Depression rationing thing that they just never stopped doing?
I have never heard of St. Louis style pizza and after seeing the bagel slicing I’m scared to look it up
aw, it's cute you think that style of pizza comes from st. Louis and not Chicago. dream big buddy!
What the fuck is that shit? I really am loath to throw the word around, but that shit is antisemitic
Hamburger, hot dog, and sausage rolls, all go through the same slicer. Ive seen people use the hamburger setup (which is a bandsaw) for hot dog and sausage buns (which use different circular saws). Lots of unexperienced workers running machines with no oversight.
I told him Biden is a rapist and a war criminal. He got confused and changed the subject. Maybe he thinks I like Trump now?
NPC brain stuttering. does not compute
So, is he against the free market? I don't understand what he expects with that comment.
you missed an opportunity to make him blow his stack by saying, "Whose grandpa did you suck off to get this job? Rolls are round, dumbass. You can't cut them them wrong. Just turn them the other way."
He owns the restaurant and the rolls were indeed cut the wrong direction. Cut a hamburger roll straight down the middle and see how many people are willing to just turn it the other way
the point isn't to be right, but to infuriate him by being obtuse.
I learned a long time ago that you can drive someone insane by being confident and smug while being completely wrong.
This is that "stick a stick in the bike wheel spokes and fall over blaming the libs" meme.
lol get off social media, it only exists for psychos and sex freaks to surveil u
