stonks-down I had no idea they were running a prescription mill lmao

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Always found it weird how Americans fixate on the percentage of their ancestry. Guess it makes sense with how big they’ve historically been with eugenics.

    “I’m 45% Italian and 20% Irish. That’s why I have such a bad temper and struggle with alcoholism lololololol”

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      it's because of hegemonic mayoness and a century of consumerism. assimilation destroyed a lot of cultural heritage (nowhere near as completely the slave trade, but i'm still cut off) and we're lucky if we use one of great great grandma's holiday recipes.

  • asg101 [none/use name, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I guess the fact that they give everyone's genetic data to police and feds was not as big a selling point as they had hoped it would be.

    Too bad they did not commit mass seppuku on their way out.

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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    2 months ago

    What is the plan there, harvest people's biological data and prescribe them drugs? No one is buying the service more than once right?

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      They’re likely selling that information to insurance companies, law enforcement, military, pharma, etc.

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      They locked the most useful analysis and results from a one off test behind an expensive subscription model.

      Show

        • Cammy [she/her]
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          2 months ago

          Probably if they find out there's a cancer that's connected to a certain gene, you get a cool little notification. I guess it's like keeping your genetic information available?

          • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 months ago

            Yes. Some pharmaceutical regimens effectiveness is dependent on patient genome. In other cases, cancer or viral genome. Pharmacogenomics is an emerging field concerned with these things.

      • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        I love to pay a subscription for something I will only use one time, great business model!

    • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      The article is paywalled so I didn't read, but sounds like they're pivoting to pharmacogenomics. This field analyzes the genes that code for proteins involved in human drug metabolism. If applied properly it can help narrow down pharmaceutical treatment options. Think of cases where a patient's enzymes may render certain drugs ineffective. If you know a patient is an ultrarapid metabolizer of a given drug, then maybe you don't need to waste everyone's time trialing it.

      How they schemed to create a perpetual revenue stream from this, I can only guess. My brain doesn't work like theirs.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Probably get more investor money until they're able to find a way to squeeze cash out of that data. Sounds like that plan is falling flat, though.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I took a DNA test and the doctors said it wasn’t DNA, it was USA trump-kubrick-stare

      • brainw0rms [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        We need more people investigating this DNA thing, okay? I don’t think people are taking it seriously enough. I’m telling you, something’s going on here. People are acting like it’s no big deal—"Oh, Mr. Trump, everyone has DNA." Well, I didn’t! Nobody even told me what DNA was until after I'd had the vaccine—now I’ve got it, it’s very dangerous, very unnatural. Why isn’t anyone looking into this? I don’t like it one bit, folks. trump-moist

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    21 days ago

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    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      My brother did this and all it proved was that my grandparents weren't lying about where they were from

      Which, like, wow

      • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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        2 months ago

        My mom did it with us when I was still a kid, only to find out that my Dad's side of the family was lying about being native

          • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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            2 months ago

            I don't talk to that side of the family anymore and lying about racial identity isn't even in the top 20 reasons. It was awkward as a teen though, it made me feel like I had no actual roots because my family denied the roots I did have. Especially because I was dark enough as a teen to be on the receiving end of racial discrimination. It put me in a really weird spot identity wise for a while, but the more I deprogram myself from western brain worms the less weird it is

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      My mom wants me to get it because we don't know much about my dad's side and I'm just all "Yeah good idea give a bunch of fucking ghouls my genetics so they can use it to discriminate against me in ten years when the last of the democrats (who will still think civility works even as a bullet goes out the back of their brains) are finally executed by the fascist republican regime who then buy the data with tax dollars in a kickback scheme orchestrated by Don Jr."

      Hilariously my mom's results came back 124% white with a 2% margin of error.

      • booty [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Hilariously my mom's results came back 124% white with a 2% margin of error.

        The extra 24% is pure undiluted lmayo

      • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        I found out my biological grand pappy was a house burglar of some esteem. My wife said she always knew I was deep down in my blood a bad boy.

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Last time some boomer told me their percentages I replied with “I thought you were American”

  • VILenin [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    But how will I calculate my blood quantum now

  • miz [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    this is almost as big of an embarrassment for Anne Wojcicki as fucking Sergey Brin